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21

Freddy sold things money couldn't buy on Amazon for a reasonable price.

37

sh?rk

37

Life is all about
give and take.

Giving someone
a hard time, for instance. By
taking his or her
lunch money.

35

People make me love animals.

43

During a
KKK-meeting
you often hear
nothing but
white noise.

29

Can you turn up the volume please?!
My girlfriend is trying to have
a conversation with me!

26

It's never too late to be late.

67

If you are lonely when you are alone, you are bad company.

57

The only thing that remains the same is that nothing will.

59

I don't always have time but when I do, I don't.

78

Friends forever.

Dying is not an excuse.

85

The gym.

As if an architect was asked to design
the otiosity of life.

The result: a room
full of machines
going nowhere.

79

o
MO N

71

Less is

83

I think that new Coca-Cola line, i.e. "taste the feeling", could as easily have been a Durex-slogan to promote its flavoured condoms.

81

Today's therapy session for people with separation anxiety is cancelled due to the fact that last week's session hasn't finished yet.

75

Great minds think.

46

Think
less
more

70

You don't
make friends with loneliness.

68

"Is it dark in there?"
- "Don't know, I can't
see a thing."

54

"Mind your step"
is a comment
that belongs on
a minefield.

77

Alcohol damaged my short-term memory,
my long-time memory, but also my short-term memory.

63

Add a few dots in
the end to make your sentence appear more meaningful...

72

If you need
some space
for yourself
to be alone,
try Google+

86

I've been thinking
and I came to the conclusion that maybe I should do this more often.

61

Here, take
my advice.
I'm not using
it anyway.

88

Unnecessary cursing.

Fucking hate that.

42

Unnecessary cursing.

Fucking hate that.

79

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