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I may not be pretty or funny or know a lot but if you need someone to always mess stuff up and create crappy situations and generally be a wreck then hey I'm your girl

37

I'm asking my self, if it's too late to wrap my self like a baby and lay down at the front door of a rich family...

114

if I told you that I love you would you run away or would you run to me?

2

As I walk through the valley of death
I shall fear no evil
For I am the Evilest Son of Bitch
Anyones ever know

1

You are like the first slice of bread in the bag, everybody touches you but noone really wants you

4

Never depend on someone else to make you happy, that's what alcohol is for.

222

My wife doesn't like it when I sneak up on her...

...and according to the Judge, she also hates being called "my wife"

4

Kiss me like your ex is watching

256

IF YOU FALL, I'LL BE THERE.

-FLOOR

1

If your heart was really broken you would be dead
so shut up.

5

hello?
hello?
Yes you Hi.....;)

2

Lets lay in bed all day, and trade sexual favours, for trips to the fridge.

146

damn.

don't you hate it when you think you're out buying organic veggies and when you get home you realize they're just regular donuts?

makes me mad.

138

Maybe she's not on her period... Maybe you are just an asshole....

256

Show a girl you don't care and she'll chase you. Show a woman you don't care and she'll replace you.

250

Frying stuff is one way of saying
"I love you"

80

there's a little truth behind every
"just kidding"
a little curiosity behind every
"just wondering"
a little knowledge behind every
"i don't know"
and a little emotion behind every
"i don't care"

250

Worry is just meditating on bullshit

205

In life you will find that you have to make decisions that make sense to none but you.

182

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

209

Reality slaps wishes in the face.

127

mess up my bed with me.

140

and there were always those nights where she preferred the rain over people. because the rain would remind her of how she should feel and people would remind her of the things she always wanted to forget.

141

My brain keeps making appointments that my body cannot keep.

143

At the end of the day, life should ask us,
Do you want to save the changes?

317

My Super Power?

Opening a text & mentally responding...
then forgetting to actually respond...

3

My heart and my brain only agree on one thing..

Food •

157

you are a hurricane of a girl.

remember to breathe every once in a while, do not drown within your own storm.

111

I swear if my
memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

231

Do not try to be pretty. You werent meant to be pretty; you were meant to burn down the earth and graffiti the sky. Dont let anyone ever simplify you to just pretty.

3

lick
me
'till
ice cream

158

FEED
YOUR
OWN
EGO
I'M
BUSY

186

My only regret is having regrets

and not sneaking more food out of the buffet. dammit!

96

Stop asking WHY I'm still single.

I don't ask how you're still married.

219

I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card. Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?

4

You.
Me.
Bed.
Now.

194

When you are stalking your ex`s insta and accidentally like one of his pics from 2 years ago and you gotta deactivate your account and start a new life in china.

8

Time to go to bed.

I have a life to pretend to have tomorrow.

222

Dear Life

Please stop fucking me in broad daylight.
I would much rather prefer it under the cover of darkness.

yours sincerely
me

173

I like long romantic walks off the planet.

102

You know something bad is about to happen when someone says

"Hold my beer and watch this."

214

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka.

264

we had been trying to be adults for so long, and it wasn't until we were 18 and laying on the bathroom floor drunk that we realized that age is just a number and reality is learning that there is no such thing as being an adult, you only grow older, and if you're lucky,
a little wiser

219

I had a great time last night...well thats what the police report says.

238

Can't get out of bed.

Send help....,
or waffles.

Just send waffles.

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