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When youre sad remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 5 muscles to shoot a sniper riffle.

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admit it: life didn't fuck you,
it taught you.

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the lion and tiger might be powerful...
but the wolf does not perform in the circus

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sometimes when I meet people at the supermarket and they ask me questions like "what are you doing here?" I just have to answer "hunting elephants and you?"

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If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

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It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.

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starting a sarcastic group aggressively supporting other sarcastics, repost if you want in because if we get enough people we're getting jackets.

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starting a sarcastic group aggressively supporting other sarcastics, repost if you want in because if we get enough people we're getting jackets.

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It is better to have an enemy who honestly says they hate you than to have a friend who's putting you down secretly.

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The same boiling water that softens potatoes hardens eggs. Proving it's all about what you are made of, not your circumstances.

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CANCER

YOU
SUCK

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contrary to popular believe, what happens in vegas doesn't stay in vegas.
you have herpes.

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There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you'd have no idea.

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it really messes me up that you can accidentally create a human life but you can't accidentally make a pizza

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"An entire sea of water can't sink a ship unless it gets inside the ship. Similarly, the negativity of the world can't put you down unless you allow it to get inside you."

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freedom
is like religion to us

9

NEVER LIE TO SOMEONE WHO TRUSTS YOU

NEVER TRUST SOMEONE WHO LIES TO YOU

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be like a star..

beautiful to look at..

but impossible to catch.

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My mind was blown when I realized
OK
is a sideways person.

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Hey, what's the Wi-Fi password?

Idiot, we're at a funeral!

All in one Word?

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some people become cops because they want to make the world a better place.

some people become vandals because they want to make the world a better looking place.

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Your password must contain at least one lie society told you & one dream you gave up for the financial means to survive.

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i will tell you my sins

and you can sharpen your knife

132

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."

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Today a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.....apparently "in HD" was not the right answer...

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what i fucking love most about the fucking english language is that you can put the fucking word fucking in every fucking position you fucking want

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If you're in a fairytale and you're a single woman over the age of 35, chances are you're evil.

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I love the feedback you get when you add disturbing posts...

e.g: "I'm Dying!"
(5min later) 12 people like this..

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"you support gay rights so you must be gay"

I also support animal rights do I look like a fucking alpaca to you?!

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When you get to a certain age you're sneaking a glance at her ring finger,
not her boobs.

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It's Thursday, or as I like to call it:

Day 4 of the hostage situation.

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People who remind me of myself are the worst

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People
who talk shit
will be reincarnated as toilet paper •

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In which language would you prefer I tell you how much I do not give a shit?

I have my translator app open, fire away.

182

Shit happens,
step
over
it.

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i think therefore

i don't have much in common with a lot of people

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The Dark Side does NOT have cookies!
But it does have waffles every Tuesday

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I would not want to be involved in a fight with a person who bleeds every month and still lives.

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Don't ask me when,
but ask me why.
Don't ask me how,
but ask me where.
There is a road.
There is a way.
There is a place.
There is a place.

• Lykke Li "I Know Places"

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Complaining is silly. Either act or forget.

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War has never solved problems, but knowledge does
Unarm men's shoulders and arm their hands of paper and pencil
This and only this can improve humanity

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AN APOCALYPSE SHOWS THE TRUE CHARACTER OF THE SURVIVORS.

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Start where you are.

Use what you have.

Do what you can.

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If a telemarketer calls, give the telephone to your 3 year-old and tell her it's santa.

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I can think of absolutely no acceptable situation where a grown man should be taking a bathroom mirror selfie.

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A fuck must be earned. I can't go down the street with a bucket of fucks, giving them out to everyone.
If I feel that you've earned it, I will give a fuck.

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Never argue with an idiot.

They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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Some talk to you in their free time
&
some free time to talk to you

270

die with memories,
not dreams.

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Evoke emotions with your writing.
Let them see worlds their eyes never will and remember lessons their minds will not forget.
Pour out your heart on the page so that they may soak it into theirs.

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I would rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not.

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if frodo can get the ring to mordor, you can stay at work.

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If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself

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