Posts Liked by VictorJon

skills: technical social

normie no yes
geek yes yes
nerd yes no
dork no no

the odds of you existing are the same as 2 million people rolling trillion-sided dices and all landing on the same number.

my absolute nightmare,
if you were
a dream

I swear sometimes, it's like you want me to hate you.

if you walk a mile in my shoes you'll end up at the bar

your arms feel more like home than any house ever did

$I hate math... but I love counting money$

Advice? I dont have advice. Stop aspiring and start writing. If youre writing, youre a writer. Write like youre a goddamn death row inmate and the governor is out of the country and theres no chance for a pardon.

I am who I am.

Your approval isn't needed.

the best things in life aren't things

My 4 moods:

I am too old for this shit.

I am too sober for this shit.

I am too tired for this shit.

I don't have time for this shit.

Good things come to those who wait.

But better things come to those who work for it.

Every story has an end, but in life, every ending is a new beginning.

Here's to a long life and a happy one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A good girl and an honest one.
A cold pint and another one.

Don't regret growing older.

It's a privilege denied to many.

Sometimes you can't explain what you see in a person.

It's just the way they take you to a place...

No one else can •

Don't say something permanently hurtful, just because you're temporarily upset.

Life's a happy song, when there's someone by your side to sing along.

the less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with.

People are never satisfied even after they get what they wanted. Dumbasses.

When someone is going through a storm,your silent presence is more powerful,than a million empty words.

Fear makes the wolf look bigger.

The desire of love is to give.

The desire of lust is to get.

In life you will find that you have to make decisions that make sense to none but you.

Healing doesn't mean the damage never existed.

It means the damage no longer controls our lives.

To get some enemies you don't need to declare war, just say what you think

Martin Luther King

It's so simple to be wise.

Just think of something stupid to say & then don't say it.

It's not that people use only about 10% of their brains, it's that only 10% of people use their brains.

Speak only when you feel your words are better than your silence.

Rudeness is the weak person's imitation of strength.

So when is this 'old enough to know better' supposed to kick in???

Happiness depends upon ourselves.

Be yourself, everyone else is already taken!

Life doesn't have to be perfect to be wonderful.

I hate when people tell me swearing isn't necessary.

I'm fucking vulgar not stupid

I know it isn't fucking necessary.

Don't be mad because I don't care anymore.
Be mad because I once did, and you fucked it up.

I don't understand you, you don't understand me. What else do we have in common.

Whoever is in charge of making sure I don't do stupid shit is fired.

You were born to make an impact.

I was born this way... what's your excuse!

$do I have time for your bullshit? no no no no no no \_ no no no no no no$

TREAT ME LIKE A JOKE, AND I'LL LEAVE YOU LIKE IT'S FUNNY.....

Oh sure, you're street smart...

Sesame Street
SMART !

$80% of the people are not good at math. I guess I belong to the other 25%$

"you're cute when you're mad"

"yeah? well, i'm about to get really gorgeous!"

i love rumours! i find out so much about me, that i never knew!

old people at weddings always poke me and say: "you're next"

so i started doing the same thing to them at funerals...

if you don't do anything crazy when you're young, you won't have funny things to laugh of when you get old.

people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.

Every bad situation has a positive side. Even a dead clock shows the right time twice a day. Stay positive.

A boy came to his girlfriend with a dozen roses.
11 real and 1 fake.
He gave her the roses and said:
"i will love you until the last rose dies"

let your smile change the world, but never let the world change your smile.

some people are so poor,
all they have is money

hell is empty.
all the devils are here.

-William Shakespeare

i crave
a love
so deep
the ocean
will be jealous

HEAD UP

STAY STRONG

FAKE SMILE

MOVE ON

TOP 4 LIES:

1- " I'm fine "

2- " I don't like anyone "

3- " That was my last piece of gum "

4- " I've read and agreed to the Terms & Conditions "

etc.

end of thinking capacity

Did you know that if you put your ear up a strangers leg you can hear them say:
What the fuck are you doing?!?

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.