Posts Liked by vicmarbles

we were both on exchange. It was pretty much one year that we lived away from eachother. found other friends. another life. then came back, but we're not the same anymore. we're still friends. but there's a big gap between 'friends' and 'best friends'. i don't feel like we're still thinking the same way. we changed.

the trouble is...

other people.

It hurts when you have someone in your heart but you can't have them in your arms.

"ALTER" schreite der
12 jährige seinen freund an.

ja genau.

I keep looking at the stars tonight, in the hopes of
finding you...

Sarcasm and orgasm. Two things most people don't get. Those who do are smiling right now.

Last night I dreamed that there was a room full of people exactly like me!

I hated them all.

middle fingers up if you dont give a fuck

The world is full of nice people. If you can't find one...

be one.

learn how
to think with
your heart.

learn how
to feel with
your mind.

SORRY, CALL ME OLD FASHIONED, BUT I THINK SHORTS SHOULD BE LONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA.

Be with a guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara.

Confidence is silent.

Insecurities are loud.

You're so fake,
even China denied they made you.

Einschlafhilfen:

1) Alkohol
2) Boldomatic
3) Masturbieren

Fortgeschrittene kombinieren, Profis können alles zeitgleich.

I fear the people who can bite ice cream.

Unless you can question your own beliefs, you have no place questioning the beliefs of others.

People
who talk shit
will be reincarnated as toilet paper •

You
look like microwave heated fries!

can't seem to find love.
but it's okay.
I know exactly where the chocolate is.

Maybe God created the world, but everything else is made in China.

Some people are like clouds.

When they disappear,
it gets a brighter day.

Respect old people.

They gratuated school without Google and Wikipedia.

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

Sorry,
I didn't mean to make your Happy Meal cry.

I'M YOUR MOTHER

Wieso wird ein Neutron nicht in die Disco gelassen?

- "Zutritt nur für geladene Gäste"

A world where we are smarter than our phones

I want to sleep for two years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank

Being famous on Instagram is like being rich on Monopoly.

My boss didnt know I drank, till one day I came to work sober.

Lips that touch liquor touch other lips quicker

läuft.

some are playing hard to get while i'm playing hard to want

Sorry, the lifestyle
you ordered is currently out of stock.

If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphillis!

Yes mom I know my room is a mess it's a metaphor for my life, i'm trying to be poetic.

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!

Today, 2 year olds can unlock an iPhone, open and close their favorite apps all by themselves.

When I was that age,
I was eating dirt.

Wenn mich das Leben fickt, denke ich oft dabei an jemand anderen!

Wenn mich das Leben fickt, denke ich oft dabei an jemand anderen!

I see dead people.

No, wait, those are the ones I want dead.

be the change you wish to see.

From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

YOU SHOULD STOP TELLING LIES ABOUT ME.

OR I WILL START TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU.

Merry Christmas
everyone.

thanks for the one thousand points :))

lieber etwas speck auf der hüfte als magersucht im hirn!

The new iPhone will have a finger print scanner. Or, in other words, Apple is about to amass the largest database of biometric data in the world.

I'm sure the people of NSA are dancing like little school girls right now.

the pirate test:

if you repost this you are a bold-pirate

The most Ominous message I have *ever* received in Any social medium:

NSA is now following you

NSA liked
a post
of yours

69% of people find something dirty in everything they read.

I will miss all the flashlight apps under iOS 7.

in der nacht sind alle Katzen grau

Miau.

just a bit of luck, please.

Better hit from the Bong then banged by her Dong

Job Interview:
"What's your greatest weakness?"
"Honesty."
"I don't think honesty is a weakness."
"I don't give a fuck what you think."

Touch my food,
but suffer the consequences.

(o.O)

I get ignored so much, people should call me 'Terms and Conditions'.

are you cereal?

Wer an die Worte"Alles ist gesagt." glaubt, kennt Boldomatic noch nicht.

Dreams are like Balloons. Sometimes they fly away or burst.

10
9
8
7
...

W E E K E N D

A man asked a fairy to make him desirable and irresistible to all women.

She turned him into a credit card.

all bolders are hipsters because it's not that popular yet!

Du kannst mir gar nichts,
ich bin actimelisiert.

MARKETING:

arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it

so many rules

so little time to break them

Making mirrors look good.

- since 1998

we live in a society where pizza gets faster to your house than police

LUST
ZU RANGELN?

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language"

you better focus before they fuck us

if she had 500 likes and 400 comments in a photo, what's missing?
her clothes.

New Bold Restaurant
in zurich

#Pixtor

Wish you all the best ;)

Why do hipsters hate rivers?

Cause they're too mainstream.

$^ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ /_______________\ omg its a triangle, it is so cool! sooo fuckin hipster!!!$

Why does the hipster like ice?

Because it was water before it was cool.

Schlimm dass ich kei Fuessball luege? o.O

Aber mit Bold und WhatsApp krieg ich ja gliich alles mit :P

kiss the boys and make them cry.

If your glass is half empty, get a smaller glass.

Where can
I download motivation?

I don't care if you think I'm insane.

The unicorn who visits me in the night time says
I don't and
I believe him.

Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn...

Ich lästere nicht,
ich erörtere Tatsachen

There are only five things we need in life:

- good friends
- good job
- good food
- good sleep
- good _uck *

* whatever you're
thinking, it's right.

$Die Fischstäbchen von allen Seiten während 4 Minuten goldbraun anbraten. || || || -------\__||_||__||__/$

I don't care if you think I'm insane.

The unicorn who visits me in the night time says
I don't and
I believe him.

Going into a shop, saw a perfect top, looked at the price tag and slowly walked away...

*Hatschi!*

~.~

also wenn schon kopieren/ abschreiben/hacken,
dann bitte richtig.

ah ja:
weekend now!

30'000
boldness points

yeah!! :D

i don't need a football game to get drunk and scream at my television.

this is my world. fiction in reality

i need only

A&F

R&B is like me&you

smart phones, smart cars,
smart television...

when are they going to start making smart people?

Könnt Ihr mal alle einen meiner Posts reposten? Am besten gleich diesen. Ich brauche dringend mehr Follower.
Fürs Selbstwert- gefühl.

If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm

A great way to learn about your country is to leave it

beauty shopping
lifestyle
friends

most people want a perfect relationship, well, no one's perfect.

i just want a
burger that looks like the ones
in commercials.

I wanna scream
&shout
and let it all out

if energy can neither be created nor destroyed, what if our souls are a fragmented collection of other people's souls from the past and future? what if our dreams are their memories?

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I don't make mistakes,
I date them.

YOLO