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PMS jokes aren't funny.

Period.

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No matter how fast you run,
the serial killer always walks faster •

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It's not the dress that makes you look fat....

... it's the fat!

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i envy the cup of coffee that gets to kiss your sleepy lips awake every cold and bitter morning.

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Keep reaching for the stars.

But, please, get a better deodorant.

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New Year's resolution:

Don't get caught •

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Me: for Christmas I
want a unicorn.

Santa: be realistic!

Me: ok I want a
boyfriend.

Santa: what colour do
you want your
unicorn?

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I will be posting telepathically today..
so if you think of something funny, that was me •

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