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BUCKET LIST:

1. don't die

22

SUN
DAY

14

Dad, you've always been like a father to me.

84

Dear Scarlett Johansson,

please put me on your bucket list.

19

SUMMER&
SEXY GIRLS

4

DO RE MI FA SO DONE WITH BOYS

17

Me: I'm so over him
Vodka: No you're not, you should text him
Me: Really?
Vodka: Yes! 25 times

33

Roses are dead.
Violets are dead.
I am a bad gardener.

28

I love my sixpack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.

38

PROMISES

making.me.laugh.

14

i want to be your favorite crayon

98

I wish googling myself gave better results.

25

if she had 500 likes and 400 comments in a photo, what's missing?
her clothes.

122

I'm honestly convinced some women don't fart. They just store it up, and it comes out as drama.

21

I don't care if you think I'm insane.

The unicorn who visits me in the night time says
I don't and
I believe him.

154

I'm having a hard time getting over the relationship that we were never in.

78

if monday had a face

i would punch it

17

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103

There comes a person that gives you a reason to look forward to something again..

23

I don't look for trouble, trouble is looking for me!

5

After all these years I still don't understand the people
claiming money does not offer happiness.

4

LOVE
TO
LOVE
YOU
BABY

7

we are glad you are here

20

You are beautiful, no
matter what they say.

16

Release Your Inner Badass.

305

selfish is:

not wanting somebody anymore

- but not being ok with her being wanted by another one.

14

ALOHA
bitches

21

"last online" on whatsapp can be something very depressing...

28

God is watching you. Give him a show he won't forget.

29

"Wer morgens zerknittert aufsteht, hat mehr Potential sich zu entfalten!"

14

The whole year nothing happens. And then on my birthday I'm all for a sudden a whole year older...

11

We always think about what we don't have. Rarely about what we already have.

49

Friends with an ex.

Same as asking your kidnappers to stay in touch afterwards.

23

there are so many creepy people here

25

"Only the dead have seen the end of war."

15

How bad do you want it?

22

Please use me.

30

YOU ARE WHAT YOU LISTEN TO

12

Because fuck you, that's why.

37

EARNED NOT GIVEN.

22

SLOW
THE WORLD
DOWN

21

i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.

533

HAPPY

13

The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle.

42

I
I am
I was
I will be
I

9

Hope is a bitch.

21

justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.

562

YEAH, GO AHEAD,
EMBARRASS YOURSELF.

7

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20

"im unterschied zum schach geht im leben das spiel nach dem schachmatt weiter. "

19

DO NO HARM
BUT TAKE NO SHIT

14

why don't you slip into something a little more comfortable? like a coma.

23

women just call me ugly until they know how much money I make.

when they find out, they call me ugly and poor.

31

I WANT TO HAVE TEXT WITH YOU.

326

My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

41

Always go to bed with a good book. Or with someone who just read one.

33

rapsmybitch.

*~*

7

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

8

hi.

6

Truth, in
itself, is not chaotic.
It's how people twist it into lies to serve a selfish purpose.

8

à Paris

7

that awkward moment between your birth and your death...

33

Put your "faith" between my legs.

238

people are
exhausting

1

i love food more than i love people

4

people are
exhausting

1

NEVER READ JUST LUCK AT THE PICTURES.

11

spiders and flys - the life and die.
6 feet to stand on 2 wings to fly.
it makes you wonder - why can't I.
mercury rev

3

Let it burn

19

from now on:

think different.

2

hell yeah
its friday.

5

RUN AS
/HUMAN:
BEING

174

O|X|O
X|O|X
X|X|O

You lose !

15

God works in mysterious ways.

6

fight the ugly
look bad

11

Get the kind of Friday you deserve.

269

I'm still kind of pissed that they never did tell us how to get to Sesame Street!

32

If fantasy was realistic -
reality would be fantastic.

181

"Destiny is when you find something, you've never been looking for and realize that you never wanted anything else."

•••

39

I think of you in colors that don't exist.

^

21

type.
rules

5

we must be very careful when we give advice to younger people: sometimes they follow it!

2

i will find peace somewhere.

8

There are times when I wish certain people could read my thoughts. So they’ll know what I’m too scared to say..

1

Life is like a roller coaster ride, some days are better than others.

You just need to hold on for the ride.

1

i'm sorry
for what
i said when i was hungry.

1

cheers to the freaking weekend!

279

I'm an idealist.
I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my way.

272

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