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Everyone wants to leave a better planet for our kids.

What, if we try to leave better kids for our planet?

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the moment you realise 2022 is pronounced "2020 too".

27

One day you finally run out of excuses

19

You are part of a puzzle in someone's life. You may never know where you fit.

But someone's life might never be complete without you in it.

23

Too
much
doing
and
not
enough
being

30

Nodding is easy with an empty head

26

The only way problems can bite you in the ass, anatomically speaking, is when you're not facing them.

38

it is
nice to be important.

but it
is more
important
to be nice.

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vaguely in a mood of some sort

15

Don't make me angry and then tell me to calm down.

That's like shooting someone and then wondering why he's bleeding.

25

My favorite thing about the 'Good Old Days' is that i wasn't good and i wasn't old.

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To worry is cheap, hope is priceless.

25

Having kids is like continuously cleaning up after a party you didn't attend

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b, p, d and q are the same f**king letter and no one talks about it....

23

Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway. . .

Stupidity is the same. . .

. . . And that's why life is hard.

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traditions are basically just peer pressure from dead people

36

UNFORTUNATELY,

THERE IS NO LIFEGUARD IN THE GENE POOL.

26

I always knock on the fridge door before I open it.

Just in case there's a salad dressing.

34

Truth hurts.

But it's not
the job of truth to comfort you.

31

I am so passionate about everything, it gets boring

26

i think, therefore i always have a steady supply of fresh problems.

27

He who drinks a fifth on the fourth, may not be able to go forth on the fifth.

25

Things come to those who wait.

They are called leftovers.

26

To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camo jacket, you can hide but you can't run.

25

Dad, you've always been like a father to me.

23

Been 4 months on my gym membership and nothing changed so far!
Guess it's time to go in person and check what's the problem!

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I organised a game of Hide and Seek with my best friends, but eventually gave up looking for them.

Good friends are hard to find.

35

Remember, you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits.

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