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Posts Liked by TonittaM

Personally, I've always liked your status updates. They're cute, yet fuckable...

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fantasizing about you was the best fuck I never had

100

I'm not pregnant but I'm eating for two, me and my inner bitch.

She likes tacos.

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The axe forgets but the tree remembers.

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Autocorrect has not yet learned how much I swear and how little I talk about ducks.

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So many years of education, yet nobody taught us how to love ourselves.

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Yesterday I lost a good friend to a tragic accident.

They got their finger caught in a wedding ring.

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Does running away from my problems count as jogging?

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I'm great at multitasking.
I can waste time,
be unproductive,
and procrastinate all at once

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currently...
I'm fucking busy
-and unfortunately it's not the other way around.

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what do you have when you hold two balls in your hand?

a man's undivided attention.

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I hate when I think I'm buying organic vegetables and when I get home I discover they're just regular donuts.

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No need to drive me crazy, I can walk from here

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I like to get up super early so I have more than enough time to waste and eventually make myself late.

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In any case,
you mustn't confuse a single failure
with a final defeat.

• F. Scott Fitzgerald

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She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn't supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something!

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Between what is said and not meant, and what is meant and not said, most of love is lost.

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Here, take
my advice.
I'm not using
it anyway.

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