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I often wonder which woman said...

"Yep, I'm gonna put it in my mouth and see what happens."

10

We need to make it so thin that it will fit perfectly between the center console and the driver's seat.

- iPhone Inventors

17

As an adult, I use nunchucks way less than I expected.

5

Sorry I said your baby was ugly when I really meant he looks just like you.

10

The chances of me biting you are roughly 14% higher than my dog doing it.

7

you should not have to rip yourself into pieces to keep others whole.

11

He's gonna kill you..
but you're gonna love him anyway •

17

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

959

There is no planet "B".

12

Intellectual is the new hipster.

132

Sometimes,
I'm so busy vacationing,
I forget I have a job.

15

Dear People of the World,

I don't mean to sound slutty, but please use me whenever you want.

Sincerly,
Grammar

9

The best nights are, when you're havig too much fun to take pictures..

43

Get out of my head and fall into my arms instead.

91

Important encounters are planned by the souls long before the bodies see each other.

• Paulo Coelho

3

like a dream

7

I'm sorry I can't respond, I'm too busy enjoying my 'white privilege'.

3

Work.
Gym.
Rinse.
Repeat.

4

release the hounds

7

From the moment we're born, we spend our entire lives trying to learn how to open our arms to the rest of the world; ever fighting the fetal position. Some of us get farther than others.

18

Dance like no one is watching, live like you will die tomorrow, love like you've never been hurt, and sing like you know words

4

Am I the only one who speaks to their pets and pretend that they answer back?

12

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

2

Sometimes all you can do is turn around and move on.

12

Don't be surprised when you blow up if you were busy playing with bombs.

15

It's hot outside but my world had rain.

11

Guilt kills quicker than any other bullet,

19

Next time a stranger tries to speak to me alone, I will whisper quietly, 'You can see me?''

21

Congratulations you made it out of bed.

23

SAY PERHAPS TO DRUGS.

21

we live for nights nobody can remember with people we'll never forget

2

Don't judge Me! I was born to be Awesome, not Perfect!

2

i am made of flaws stitched together with good intentions

2

And with all these virtues I'm still left with sins.

3

we'll always have
Paris

2

YOUNG, WILD AND RETARDED

32

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

788

I am currently experiencing life at the speed of 15 wtf's per hour.

22

I followed my heart and ended up at the liquor store.

26

Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet.

77

M E T H O D O F L O V E

11

sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

27

Explore.
Dream.
Discover.
Believe.

318

WER DIE GANZE NACHT DURCHFEIERT KANN MORGENS AUCH ZUR AFTERHOUR.

10

Gefühle sind heutzutage auch nur noch was für ganz Mutige.

17

Es gibt 10 arten von Menschen : die die das Binäre zahlesystem verstehen und die, die es nicht tun.

6

I like creating awkward silences

121

We'd only make different mistakes.

11

And with all these virtues I'm still left with sins.

11

I'm glad we had this talk.

6

Do you ever wish you had a second chance to meet someone again for the first time?

95

Dieser Moment, wenn du merkst, dass deine Kinder nach dir kommen und du nicht weisst, ob du stolz oder besorgst sein sollst.

8

Turn the shit down and turn the music up.

3

Eine Gedenkminute für die Lieder, die wir uns nicht mehr anhören, weil sie uns an einen Idioten/in erinnern.

20

"How do you know when it's over?"

"Maybe when you feel more in love with your memories than with the person standing right in front of you."

7

If women ruled this world, there would be no wars.

Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

202

I think people spend too much time staring into screens and not enough time drinking wine, tongue kissing,
and dancing under the moon.

13

the love you take is equal to the love you make.

10

"Komm, feuer den Ofen an"

"Ofen! Ofen!"

"Nein, du sollst ihn anmachen."

"Na Ofen, du und ich?"

11

Pain
is just
a French
word for bread.

64

Maybe there has always been sluts and we didn't notice as much because there wasn't social media.

14

"to do is to be"
- nietzsche

"to be is to do"
- kant

"do be do be do"
- sinatra

41

Arrogance
is
not confidence.

59

i love you with all my flaws

7

Gentleman by day.
Philosopher by night.
Pervert by choice.
Rebel by fate.

21

sometimes i remember something, but i'm not sure if it really happened or if it's just from a dream...

8

Personality begins where comparison ends.

28

I'm waiting for someone to step in my life and ruin it, just so I don't have to take all the credit myself.

12

there is no place like home

4

Everyone can ride in the limo with you. yet what you want is someone that will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down

4

2.800 teenage girls get pregnant every day.

Repost if you like pancakes.

35

I have a relationship with my bed.... we sleep with each other every night.

3

having a vagina doesn't stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.

201

Pain
is just
a French
word for bread.

3

Be a leader not a follower.

4

unpredictable.

1

may i
please
hold
your hand
and walk
with you
in the
quiet
comfort of
a silent
peace

102

I'm not heartless, I've just learned how to use my heart less.

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