Search for #hashtags, @writers or keywords

Posts Liked by tobie

I often wonder which woman said...

"Yep, I'm gonna put it in my mouth and see what happens."

10

We need to make it so thin that it will fit perfectly between the center console and the driver's seat.

- iPhone Inventors

17

As an adult, I use nunchucks way less than I expected.

5

Sorry I said your baby was ugly when I really meant he looks just like you.

10

The chances of me biting you are roughly 14% higher than my dog doing it.

7

you should not have to rip yourself into pieces to keep others whole.

11

He's gonna kill you..
but you're gonna love him anyway •

17

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

959

show more

About Help Brands Affiliate Developer Press Contact Copyright Privacy Terms