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roses are red. violets are glorious. dont try to surprise oscar pistorius.

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I'm still kind of pissed that they never did tell us how to get to Sesame Street!

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roses are red. violets are glorious. dont try to surprise oscar pistorius.

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what ever happened to sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll?
all we've got left is aids, crack and techno!

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It's better to be late, than to arrive ugly.

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My favourite thing about this sentence is that by the time you realise it's not going anywhere, you've already read it.

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Don't add winky face emoticons to anything unless you want me to take it sexually.

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Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.

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