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I want to go down on you and make you extremely happy.
Then I want to come back up slowly and fuck you real good and hard.

Yours Truly,
Gas Prices

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Men are from Mars, women are from Venus and Poo is from Uranus.

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Oh, you're straight? Well, so is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.

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My gay friend got fired from the sperm bank because they caught him drinking on the job.

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Confidence is the present tense of hope.

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I can see beerly now the brain has gone.

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You can't be late until you show up

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Maybe We Should Call Schools Uteruses So Republicans Will Care About Kids Dying In Them

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