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Growing old is
mandatory.

Growing up is optional.

312

hold your head up.

12

Trust me
when I woke up today,
I had no plans
to be awesome..
but shit happens •

46

Danger is Real

Fear is a choice

23

Gibt es eigentlich ADHS bei Katzen?

11

I love cockporn

Excuse me,
I mean

I love Popcorn

Totally got confused here...

24

My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on.

Oh, you do?

It must be 15
minutes fast

17

The worse part of falling out of love is wondering if you'll ever open up that far again •

17

They say if you dream about someone that means they went to bed thinking about you..

I knew Ryan Gosling cared about me •

10

fight the ugly
look bad

11

Håber mit største ønske går i opfyldelse <3

14

I wake up everyday intending to be productive and then a voice in my head says "Haha good one!" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.

62

Welcome to our society.
You will be judged on what you wear, your taste in music, what you look like and how you act.

- Enjoy your stay.

24

Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world, there's an idiot pulling a door that says 'Push' •

35

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

583

It's so damn cold outside,
I just farted snowflakes.

16

Your nipples are my favourite winter weather report

11

I myself am entirely made of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

128

What's more awkward, the first kiss or the first fart?

21

no law is gonna change us
-
we have to change us.

4

All you need is someone who joins in on your weirdness •

7

Dear Weekend,

I swear the weekdays mean nothing to me. You're the one I want to be with •

5

The worst kind of people are the ones that don't realize they're annoying •

5

fashion is a statement not a style

9

'I never said half the crap people said I did.'

Albert Einstein

154

When people ask stupid questions,
I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers •

16

Don’t believe everything you read in the fuckin’ news.

5

a sad thing in life is when you meet someone who
means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was
never meant to be and you just have to let go.

4

We all Have Scars, Some Peoples Just Show More Then Others

6

COFFEE..

helping people face the world without slapping the crap out of someone since 800 a.d.

2

Als Gott den Orientierungssinn vergab, hatte ich mich verlaufen!

0.o

7

I use sarcasm because beating the crap out of people is in fact frowned upon in most societies

22

IM GONNA LOVE YOU LIKE IVE NEVER BEEN BROKEN

3

You're my one and only that's what my dog told me!<3

3

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

105

I can't help you, if you don't let me.

3

I can’t change

even if I tried

even if I wanted to.

4

Dear summer,

please hurry up •

9

Who has a sexy Radio voice?

We need you!

Become the voice of Boldomatic.
(see details below)

77

it hurts to love someone and not be loved in return.
But what is more painful is to love someone and never
find the courage to let that person know how you feel.

6

it's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose
it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been
missing until it arrives.

7

Midterms Midterms oooh middy middy middy midterms!! ah duh dunt dun

3

it takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an
hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it
takes a lifetime to forget someone.

7

I have nothing to give you in this world but a beautiful place in my heart •

4

the happiest of people don't necessarily have the best
of everything they just make the most of everything that comes
along their way.

7

Just be Yourself! Everyone else is aready taken

2

the only easy day was yesterday.

13

my life.
my choices.
my mistakes.
my lessons.
not your business.

261

Back to work?

I'd rather shit in my hands and clap.

2

love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with
a tear. When you were born, you were crying and everyone
around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die,
you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.

4

Just got a booty call from life -

apparently it still wants to keep fucking me.

35

Sarcasm is humor with an attitude •

3

I hate it when people chew gum like a retarded cow •

7

Think with your head..
not with your ass •

6

Some days, the best thing about my job is that the chair spins.

238

what if you just started licking the dentists fingers while they were in your mouth...

160

When a pregnancy test confirms your worst fear: You're just fat.

136

I MISS HATING THE SUMMER HEAT ^

189

Oh, what a lovely shade of bitch you have on today •

1

I got 99 tampons cause a bitch ate one.

1

i licked it, so it's mine.

1

ill be burger king and you be mcdonalds. ill be doing it my way an youll be lovin it.

3

BITCH I'LL BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER TO THE GROUND, NOW WHERE IS IT?!

sir, calm down, your toy is under the mcnuggets.

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