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Some people are like clouds,

When they go away its a beautiful days

8

My kids think that MOM stands for "Made Of Money." I told them nope, it stands for "Must Obey Me."

7

School is so much more interesting as an adult.

7

God created man first because everyone knows you have to make a rough draft before you create the master piece.

7

Your decisions, your consequences.

7

friday is my second favourite
F word'

8

A middle-aged guy asks the gym instructor, "I want to impress the ladies. Which machine should I use?"

Instructor: Try the ATM.

7

Love is like the sweetest, most delicious cupcake laced with arsenic.

9

Sometimes you just gotta let the "coo coo" out of the clock.

8

When I get a headache, I take 2 asprin, and keep away from children, just like the bottle says.

8

the sexiest thing about a man is his integrity

12

I thought I knew you but I didn't.

9

Without children, my house would be clean and my wallet would be full, BUT my heart would be empty.

11

Keep
calm
and
ask
your
unicorn

9

...think...

...pink...

9

Why is there always money for war but not for education?

17

Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure you're not just surrounded by assholes.

41

Try GOD.

If you don't like him, Satan will always take you back.

16

How approriate to have God follow me. I need a lot of guidence.

15

now you're just somebody that I used to know!

11

Be patient enough to wait for what you deserve.

21

I had a dream about you... And when I say dream, I mean nightmare.

19

Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.

13

Face your fears and wipe your tears..
wake up everyday and be stronger than yesterday •

15

slow down and enjoy the journey right now.
take time for the people in your life.
they won't always be there.

18

God is now following you.

15

The best things in life are the people you love, the places you've seen and the memories you've made along the way

16

I have a boyfriend.
Oh wait no,
no that's a fridge.
I have a fridge.

34

To all of our men and women who have served us and continue serving now:

THANK YOU.
For your service.

Happy Veterans Day.

7

you told me you cared. you showed me you didn't.

16

happy birthday to your son!

9

Sometimes life is not about living, it's about surviving.

13

Trust is not something you get. It's something you earn.

18

I went out with a girl with a stutter. When the waiter asked for her order she said, "Na-na-na-na-na-na-" So I helped her out by saying, "BATMAN."

11

Hard things in life:

•Knowing someone doesn't feel the way you want then to.

•Moving on when things aren't right.

•Not looking back.

19

Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can't tell anyone about.

58

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again

42

screaming
"oh god, oh god" on sunday morning doesn't count as going to church.

29

drinking rum before 10a.m. makes you a pirate NOT an alcoholic.

25

Waved to my ex today, next time I might use all my fingers.

108

When I was a boy, my mom would send me to a corner shop with 1$ and I'd bring back 2 leaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, butter, cheese and some marmelade. You can't do that now... Too many fuckin' security cameras.

89

Definition of HELL

Your last day on
earth, the person
you became meets
the person you could have become.

70

STOP PRESSING REPLAY ON THE THINGS THAT NEED TO BE DELETED FROM YOUR LIFE

140

my ex has one very annoying habit.

breathing.

96

Twerking and Selfie have been added to the dictionary.

Future and Hope have been removed...

75

a relationship without trust is like a phone without service

what do you do with a phone without service? you play games

138

Extremists have shown what frightens them most. A girl with a book.

Malala Yousaf

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If time is all I had, I'd waste it all on you.

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