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Posts Liked by tage

YOU SHOULD STOP TELLING LIES ABOUT ME.

OR I WILL START TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU.

144

Me: for Christmas I
want a unicorn.

Santa: be realistic!

Me: ok I want a
boyfriend.

Santa: what colour do
you want your
unicorn?

153

When I was a boy, my mom would send me to a corner shop with 1$ and I'd bring back 2 leaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, butter, cheese and some marmelade. You can't do that now... Too many fuckin' security cameras.

89

Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza...

112

Hüpfburg-
Türsteher.

Das wäre ein
Job für mich.

27

Ich hasse es wenn der Wecker klingelt und man aus dem Schlaf gerissen wird.

Aber Feierabend ist Feierabend.

26

look,
my middlefinger
likes you

57

Ich passe genau zwischen meine Matratze und meine Bettdecke, es ist verrückt.

45

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