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Men: if you ever want to know what a woman's mind feels like,imagine a browser with 2,837 tabs open.

All.The.Time.

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Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet.

122

My friend said only onions made him cry, so I threw a melon at his face.

111

if you think women are the weaker sex try pulling the blankets back to your side

94

THIS IS THE BEGINNING
OF
ANYTHING
YOU WANT.

112

It's always awkward ending phone calls with loved ones.

I'm always like "I love you" and they're like "Uhm..thank you for choosing Romans Pizza..."

80

The best mind altering drug is truth

63

all I want is what I'm worth.

80

give
the
storm
a chance.

49

the thing that hurts me the most is not that you love someone else...its the fact that you never loved me or ever will.

1

90% of my socks are single, and you don't see them crying about it

148

a true leader leads by example... NOT by authority - sweet sarah

1

Love me or hate me are both in my favor... If you love me, I'll always be in your heart... If you hate me, I'll always be in your mind - William Shakespeare

2

i live for myself not for others

2

Dreams are like Balloons. Sometimes they fly away or burst.

111

The
only thing stronger than a mother's love is a
garlic breath •

318

BEAUTIFUL THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU DISTANCE YOURSELF FROM

THE NEGATIVE SHIT

372

recently, i called my mother at 3 am. just to let her know how it is, when she calls me on sunday 1 pm.

279

Growing old is
mandatory.

Growing up is optional.

312

if energy can neither be created nor destroyed, what if our souls are a fragmented collection of other people's souls from the past and future? what if our dreams are their memories?

233

I don't make mistakes,
I date them.

309

Listening to someone's heartbeat.

200

this is my world. fiction in reality

125

I wish more things could be blamed on autocorrect.

149

sometimes all you need is 20 seconds of insane courage, 20 seconds of embarrassing bravery.

141

I don't care if you think I'm insane.

The unicorn who visits me in the night time says
I don't and
I believe him.

156

If women ruled this world, there would be no wars.

Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

248

I molested myself last night. I said no, but I knew I wanted it.

55

It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them-

The police call it indecent exposure, but whatever...

81

i want to be your favorite crayon

98

some
times forever doesn't last

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1

common sense is not so common

1

My favourite part of attending a marathon is watching the reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of vodka...

129

Life Is About Kicking Ass Not Kissing It

176

resolution 2013

uninstall ignorance
install curiosity

128

It's funny,
how one day gets so exciting...
how a minute will/can change your life...
how a second brings in a new day and that new day happens to be a NEW YEAR -Sweet Sarah

1

WORRYING SOLVES NOTHING

115

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

111

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.

Unless you' re in prison.

161

I may look calm but in my head I have already killed you three times AND hid the body.

241

men at
25 play football.
man at
40 play tennis.
man at
60 play golf.

have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller?

201

no one will be ready for judgement day because it will come like a thief in the night...not from what man predicted.

2

no one is safe

2

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