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Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

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I'm not an asshole. I'm actually one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. You're just pissed because I see right through your bullshit!

2

One of the most sincere forms of respect is actually listening to what another has to say!

2

I believe every single word you say.

It's when you put them together to form a sentence that I think it's bullshit.

1

some illusions need shattering

2

"Education is the most powerful weapon we can use to change the world."

- Nelson Mandela

1

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing, chances
of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero.

2

We all know someone who speaks fluent shit.

1

i love those people who can make me laugh during those moments when i feel like i can't even smile

2

If you've Liked more than 15 of my posts over the past year, I assume you're okay with me putting you down as a personal reference on this job application, k?

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I love how my calendar assumes when I add a 8:00 event, its AM.
Google thinks I've got my life together.

28

Before criticizing my post, remember that I like you.

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Autocorrect changed "you're so wise" to "you're so wide", & now I need to find a good hiding spot before my wife comes home.

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Anyone notice the irony behind hyphenated & non-hyphenated?

30

Relationships are like bathrooms. I'm in them a lot longer than I need to be, probably cause I'm playing on my phone the whole time.

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I love the feedback you get when you add disturbing posts...

e.g: "I'm Dying!"
(5min later) 12 people like this..

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Shout out to hotel maids changing sheets on February 15th.

52

It's not that I can't sleep I just really need to time to consider EVERY POSSIBLE THING THAT COULD HAPPEN.
EVER.

27

Never look down on anyone. Only God sit's that high. .

1

BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

2

Did you ever think you already found the love of your life but you let her go?
Fuck no that bitch was not good enough for me!!

3

years ago when my friend first called me Tommy I got a text from my sister in law it read: Tommy I thought you had boobs and a va jay jay what happened.... I haden't thought of it in years!
ROFLMFAO!!!

2

That small line between pleasure and pain, I found it! I thought the whole world heard me!!!!!

2

20 years it seems so long ago but looking back it was only yesterday so many changes the people the places and through the years one face remained that face changed in many ways from friend to husband to friend again he was always there for me but he wouldn't let me in and in the end of 94 he just shut the door felt he couldn't stay I lost a friend today!

1

Susy came in and ordered up a Burger an Beer. Said where's my drink I been wantin a beer all day! Susy signed the check with my new pen then drank that beer right down. Next thing I saw was Susy in the alley way. I said Fuckity, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck I ain't got a buck but here's a Burger waitin' for me. Thanks Miss Susy!

1

You are not a drop in the ocean.
You are the entire ocean in a drop.

(Rumi)

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I miss you/In the lightning and the howl
And the creak of floorboards /I miss your bare feet/And my windows rattle for your hands or your back and your tears, to mimic rain
Because you taste like a million meteor showers/And I know it doesn't matter/But I miss you • apa

18

Stop
looking
for
happiness
in
the
same
place
you
lost
it.

1

The healthiest sign of a great relationship...
no sign of it on FACEBOOK

1

the only thing you should take personally
is your personality

166

It always
starts with
a "why not"

It ends with
a "why "

10

you'd
lose
your
mind
trying
to
understand
mine

22

sometimes i whis i was an octopus, so i could slap 8 people at once.

6

Anybody take a piece of sandwich meat and eat it without anything, because your to lazy to make a sandwich? I never have, just looking for information on this matter.

5

Stupid Bolds are like drugs; you have to keep upping the dose to feel anything.

4

LOVE
is taking
care of
someone
in NEED

11

Love is a gift for no reason at all

~ Snoopy

29

If youth
only
knew !
If age
only
could !

18

You can't force someone to love you

You can just close him into the basement and wait until he develops the Stockholm syndrome

42

The World Cup is a great way of reminding me of all the Countries I didn't know existed.

24

Someone who is worthy of your love will never put you in a situation where you feel you must sacrifice your dignity, your integrity, or your self-worth to be with them.

23

You can learn a lot from your mistake when you are not busy denying them.

8

STRUCTURED
disorder

19

I'm not an asshole. I'm actually one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. You're just pissed because I see right through your bullshit!

5

I won't believe you if you tell me you're different. Unless you stick around and prove it. Words no longer mean a thing to me, your actions are everything.

2

hey kid they picking on you huh..well hold your head up high..because you must be important for them to do this everyday..its just that your special and they want to be just like you..o you say who would want to be a nerd..man your the smart guy or gurl your a genius in the making. .just laugh on the inside and smile..because you maybe there BOSS one day..FUNNY HOW THE TABLES TURN HUH..SINCERLY Dpoêt

2

Most of the time I am convinced I have lost it. But sometimes, I think I am the main line of truth in the universe.

2

Treat me like a Queen and I'll treat you like a King.

Treat me like game and I'll show you how its played.

32

Forgive myself little, and others much.

5

There are powers inside of you which, if you could discover and use, would make of you everything you ever dreamed or imagined you could become.

6

I have accepted fear as a part of life - specifically the fear of change... I have gone ahead despite the pounding in the heart that says: turn back.

6

Sometimes your nearness takes my breath away; and all the things I want to say can find no voice. Then, in silence, I can only hope my eyes will speak my heart.

6

Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.

4

I still got* you...

11

Oh look at you, there
Like a child, throwing tantrums
You spell like one, too

25

You bring the bark
I'll bring the bite
'Cause the dick stirs the shit
But the bitch wins the fight

18

Some silently wish ill, while they drink to your health
But you go on, and kill
While they go fuck themselves

15

Life is A Huge ocean you either sink or swim

12

A lot of people cry when they cut onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond.

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Cry a river if it gets all the sadness and disappointment out.

3

The heart that truly loves never forgets.

4

Worry less . Smile more.

4

Live with an attitude of graditude

3

I hear you're working out now.
You know you need to increase your protein intake.
See me before and after every session.
I keep a fresh supply of Organic Protein, You just have to shake and suck on the container....:):):)

3

Life is too short to wait on other people's Approval on How to live it..

7

Education has its value; But you DON'T need a PHD to Understand everything in life.
A PHD just mean
Piled
Higher
and Deeper
you usually get a Phd. after you get a B.S.

3

"to do is to be"
- nietzsche

"to be is to do"
- kant

"do be do be do"
- sinatra

16

Words

don't need photoshop

111

Put me on flight mode.

45

Silence can not be misquoted

21

Ride life like a rodeo clown.

14

"While you are hanging on to the past, someone else is out there plotting to steal your future."

Clark Kokich

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Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

29

THIS

THEN

THAT

15

'Hear
what
I mean,
not what
I am saying'.

29

all she left was
empty space

31

Fall asleep by counting the number of people you've let down.

21

Enemies with benefits.

32

Ironically, the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the liver.

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