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You have first dibs, if you find any of titles desirable.

Otherwise, destruction by fire-I have decided is the only suitable alternative for repurposing these.. ex-dating-experiment-ultimately-gone-max-douche-baggery, abandonment-qualified, consumer items.

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Fin de transmission.

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ROGER.
COPY.
CLEAR.

Over.
And OUT.

3

If even one more person.
Invites me to play:

"Candy Crush Saga,"

. .. there will be blood.
A whole lot of it.

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Stop asking to
put in my BuUuttTT,

in my mother fucking
BuUuttTT.

. .. if you'd just eat me out.

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Siri is brainwashing me using autocorrect.

I just tried to type "stun gun" but Siri corrected me. Apparently what I truly meant to say was:

Stun Fun.

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So I drilled a little hole in
my head

to put out some demons

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So I drilled a little hole in
my chest

to put out the pressure

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1983

8

°¬`

11

Let's
can't sleep together.

31

Me: I wanna look good today.
Body: No.
Hair: Nope.
Face: Nice try.

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Comfort is the enemy of achievement.

11

sometimes I whish I could think about nothing but the clapping monkey!

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gym update:

not there

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get shit done!

done.

14

Darkness is needed to see the stars.

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Everybody you fight is not your enemy , and everybody that helps you is not your friend.

• Mike Tyson

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i like to think outside the quadrilateral parallelogram

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ALCOHOL DOESN'T CAUSE HANGOVERS WAKING UP DOES

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Twerking and Selfie have been added to the dictionary.

Future and Hope have been removed...

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WAIT! stop scrolling!
You are beautiful.
ok continue.

2

They asked me for drugs, so I told them about your smile.

119

If I had a goldfish, he'd probably be dead by now.

14

Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind.

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my ex has one very annoying habit.

breathing.

96

Trapped in France.

Quel Fromage.

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Some people appear to be good looking. Turns out that they're actually just young.

22

Beam me up, Scotty
there's no intelligent
life down here.

Captain James T. Kirk

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when I see you I feel scared to touch you, when I touch you I feel scared to kiss you,
when I kiss you I feel scared to hug you,
when I hug you I feel scared to love you,
when I love you I feel scared to lose you ....

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I may look calm right now...

...but in my head i have your heart pounding in one hand, and a lighter in the other.

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Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning Satan shudders and says, "Oh no...she is awake!"

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Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind.

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IF I WANT TO READ FICTION,

I'LL BUY A NEWSPAPER.

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