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Netflix and leave me alone

20

don't worry about the people who aren't happy for you...

they probably aren't happy for themselves either.

34

What is straight?

A line can be straight, or
a street, but the human heart - oh, no, it's curved like a road through mountains

14

I get it other planets,
I have no life either.

81

hold up they don't love you like I love you

23

I'm glad that we as humans settled on the hand shake as a greeting instead of the whole ass sniffing thing.

25

We didn't blame germans for hitler, we didn't blame christians for KKK, we do NOT blame muslims for ISIS.

69

IT'S THE SAME BULL SHIT EVERY TIME YET EVERYONE'S SURPRISED.

7

28

My boss told me to have a nice day. So I went home.

171

Your dad probably didn't read any parenting books before you were born, but when he gets a new microwave he reads the manual cover to cover.

16

Others study in bed,

I sleep at school

31

You speak like something
I wrote when
I was drunk.

61

I don't understand why I can't lose weight.

I thought dieting was a piece of cake.

30

whenever you feel getting pulled into other people's nonsense, repeat these words :

Not my circus.
Not my monkeys.

147

Life isn't about your destination. It's about how many shots you take on the plane.

22

I don't know if I'm hungry, but I'm going to eat anyway...just in case

110

"When humans determine themselves the fate of others they become the judges, and when they become the instrument of others they become the henchmen."

16

DEAR SANTA

I CAN EXPLAIN

25

all good.

17

Celebrating three years of engagement, fun, laughter, inspiration, sarcasm, creativity, critical thinking, teamwork, dedication, friendship, community, culture, stories, conspiracies, love affairs, and ultimately
everything text.

Thank you!

77

Sometimes I really feel like being at the other end of the world. When people in my homecountry are telling me about their plans for today, which is ice skating and baking christmas cookies for instance. And my today is pretty much over already and I spent it diving out in the sea. Nearly got sunburnt & stuff.

28

I could never date someone with a phone that isn't an iPhone.
I mean I never find my charger,
so I gotta use yours like all the time.

25

How do I stay under the shower for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time?

37

If you're the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room.

67

Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters - cannot be trusted with important matters

17

SOME PEOPLE ARE SO MUCH MORE...
OH, EVER SO MUCH MORE...
OH, MUCHLY
MUCH-MUCH MORE
UNLUCKY THAN YOU!

11

Go and love someone exactly as they are.

And then watch how quickly they transform into the greatest, truest version of themselves. When one feels seen and appreciated in their own essence, one is instantly empowered

25

I get far too little credit for all the things I don't say.

132

Letters are something from you. It's a different kind of intention than writing an e-mail

12

MAY
YOUR
CHOICES
REFLECT
YOUR
HOPES
NOT
YOUR
FEARS

10

If you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit and not point fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody.
Cowards to that and that ain't you.
You're better than that.

11

It's not about how hard you can hit.

It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.

30

The purpose of life is not to just be happy. The purpose of life, my love, is to feel. You must understand that your pain, too, is essential.

38

Shutting the fuck up is gluten free. Add that to your diet.

49

A haunted house for teenagers, but where they just stand in line for hours without a smartphone.

12

Her heart was an open book with beautiful pages and lettering.
She wanted people to read her story in hopes that it would make them write their own.
Instead, everyone who came across the pages of her heart ripped out their favorite story and took it with them.

19

loving someone who doesn't love you is like watching a star you know you can't reach.

but you need to keep on trying, cause stars can fall, right?

152

Am I the only one spending Halloween at home, just eating the food we have, sitting here dressed up in my comfy yoga pants, doing nothing in particular?

22

The little girl just couldn't sleep because her thoughts were way too deep,
her mind had gone out for a stroll and fallen down a rabbit hole

30

My boss saw me limping and let me go home early...

I was on the toilet so long my legs fell asleep...

13

Even if your not successful in life, you are guaranteed to get two certificates.

86

Do you ever wonder what people say about you behind your back but like in a good way? Like what are the reviews...

4

Everything is always a little surreal

13

motivation seems to be rare unless you are not involved.

54

I believe you'll always overrule my objection since you just don't like me.

8

my biggest fear is that eventually you'll see me the way I see myself.

57

There are lots of people I admire and respect, but I don't necessarily want to be like them -

I'm too happy being myself

16

I always decide to take a shower and wait like three hours and suddenly someone else starts taking a shower. And that's when I feel offended because I just wanted to go.

24

Sleep is no appropriate substitute for coffee.

68

Fun Fact:

1/10 babies in Europe are conceived on an IKEA bed.

7

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A "D" IN "FRIDGE", but not in "REFRIGERATOR" ?

15

To everyone who sits and talks with a group of
friends but only one hears
you so they look at you and laugh and everybody asks, "whats so funny", and they
reply, "nothing", and that
friend smiles at you and you smile back and start
laughing like its a personal
joke.

1

I call my wallet a nonprofit organization.

107

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

111

Honesty
is better than sugar coated bullshit.

113

Cinderella never asked for a prince, she asked for a night off and a dress.

109

Yesterday I lost a good friend to a tragic accident. They got their finger caught in a wedding ring.

114

People always will judge you and everytime they do, punch them in the face with your unconcerned smile.

105

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?????N? ????
????Y? ??????? Y??.

2

Thanks for pretending not to see me when I was pretending not to see you in order to avoid a miserably awkward conversation that neither of us wanted to have.

193

In which language would you prefer I tell you how much I do not give a shit?

I have my translator app open, fire away.

182

I'm not the type of person you should put on speaker phone.

196

Exercise
Exercis
Exerci
Exerc
Exer
Exe
Ex
Extra fries.

219

the lion and tiger might be powerful...
but the wolf does not perform in the circus

316

i want to fuck you so bad right now.

damn autocorrect..

i meant hey.

175

Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer

85

I keep looking at the stars tonight, in the hopes of
finding you...

95

we just use the future to escape the present

111

Whatever happens..

Don't use the bathroom in your dreams..

It's a setup!

116

Is "Fuck you" an emotion? Because I feel it all the time.

185

THE STONE YOU THROW MY WAY COULD BE THE STONE YOU TRIP OVER TOMORROW...

169

I need a glass of wine.
Or a bottle.
Or a winery in Italy.

185

Every time I put my phone on silent, it decides to play 'hide and seek'

140

we're all in this mess together.

89

The internet is both my best friend and my worst enemy.

82

Sitting in a bar having drinks with a friend...
I casually pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and said " That's us in ten years".

He said "That's a mirror, dipshit!"

108

We're expecting 2 or 3 feet of drama tonight, with bullshit blowing in from everywhere. High possibility of "go, fuck yourself" at late night.

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