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Worry is just meditating on bullshit

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Every year you pass your birthday and know that you were born that day, but every year you pass your death day and have no clue.

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I see 2007 and I think "oh 3 years ago" and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago

20

there are two reasons why we don't trust people

first ~ we don't know them
second ~ we know them

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I love the "I've missed you so much" hug.

39

make the rest of your life the best of your life

37

I'm having a hard time getting over the relationship that we were never in.

78

something's fucky

6

Religion is like a penis.
It's fine to have one. It's fine to be proud of it.
But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around.

33

thank god
i'm an atheist!

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It pisses me of when people at weddings always poke me and say you're next...

So I started saying the same thing to them at funerals.

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Science flies you to the moon, religion flies you into buildings.

19

My boss didnt know I drank, till one day I came to work sober.

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$* * * * * • • • • • • * * * * * \o/\o o \o/ o/\o \o o u u\/u/ u /u u\ u \ /u || // \\ / \ \| |\ / \ / |$

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TO SAY THAT SOMEONE CAN'T HAVE A TOUGH TIME BECAUSE OTHERS HAVE IT WORSE,
IS LIKE SAYING YOU CAN'T HAVE A GOOD TIME BECAUSE OTHERS HAVE IT BETTER

27

the most wonderful sentence is

"but, i love you"

the most painful sentence is

"i love you, but"

59

Too dumb for science?
Try religion.

101

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

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With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

783

There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

722

Without money, we'd all be rich.

90

If everybody was happy in relationship there would barely be any good music.

94

Sex jokes are not funny. I mean cum on people.

152

FIGHT FOR YOUR WORLD,
NOT YOUR COUNTRY.

147

The ones who see you when you are invisible are the ones you should hold on to when you become famous

28

DON'T HATE WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

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