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21

don't put your happiness in someone else's hands
They'll drop it
They'll drop it
drop it every time.

13

We live on a blue planet that circles around a ball of fire next to a moon that moves the sea, and you don't believe in fairy tales?

74

This generation of disco's,

would never understand the awesomeness,

of the moon light generation...

8

Long before hats were taken off to show respect,

Today headphones are doing the job...

12

I find it very hard
to get my head
around people
who talk,

but don't listen.

23

And, I'm fed up with
trying to talk. So, I'll
just smile and nod.

23

It was love at first sight
at last sight
at every sight

4

Its time we stopped crossing oceans, for people who'd never even jump puddles for us...>_<

11

PRINT ISN'T DEAD.
IT BECAME MORE EXCLUSIVE.

25

come fly with me to the moon.

37

No.

You go with your heart bursting and bleeding. You go with your mind abuzz. You go lightning, waves, art, music blaring, stars, shooting. You go exploding, overflowing, caving in, and pushing out. You stain the world, back. And come back again; new.

22

Someday you will meet someone and realize why none if your other relationships worked out:)

7

"Grandpa, tell us about the days when you had to buy the whole album even if you wanted one song. "

7

i got so drunk last night i walked across the dance floor to get another drink and won the dance contest.

9

You know who is the most beautiful person,
read the first word of the post again...^_^

8

Shortest horror story ever..

tomorrow's monday :( x-x

5

Wondered why dentists have a stethoscope around their neck in advertisments!?! :P :D

5

NEVER PUT the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket.

26

yesterday is history

tomorrow is a mystery

but today is a gift

That is why it is called the "present."

2

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

959

O O

I'm always watching.

2

What would you do if you knew you could not fail?

2

I wish I had a dollar for every dollar I don't have.

4

The Devil is real

And he's not some little red man with horns and a tail

He can be beautiful

Because he's a fallen angel

And he used to be God's favorite

2

Bacon is awesome.

I am awesome.

Therefore, I am bacon.

3

Love doesn't hurt.

Fear, rejection, heartbreak, jealousy, that's what hurts.

Love is the only feeling that can mask all that pain.

6

Do you ever think God is up there observing us and when two soul mates walk by each other He yells,

"TURN AROUND!!! THEY'RE RIGHT THERE!!!"

5

Excuse me, but
I love you.

6

Birthdays:

Getting presents for still being alive.

8

Whatever you do always give 100%..
unless you're donating blood •

108

When butterflies
fall in love,
do they feel humans in their
stomach?

106

All my life I thought air was free..
until I bought a bag of chips •

120

The
only thing stronger than a mother's love is a
garlic breath •

103

The trouble with jogging is, by the time you realize you're not fit for it, it's too far to walk back •

105

Less POP
More
ROCK

1

When I die,
I want to be thrown out of a plane wearing a Superman costume.

3

FACT:
If you are driving in the country and you wave to someone, they will wave back.

3

Is Yogi Bear's
life partner
Boo Boo?

3

it is better to destroy than create what is meaningless

1

you make my head explode skittles

1

i must convince this Orangutan that i am not his mother

1

Does anyone love anyone anymore?

3

Death is a challenge.
It tells us not to waste time..
It tells us to tell each other right now that we love each other.

3

Always, always trust your instincts. If you genuinely feel in your heart and soul that something is wrong, it usually is.

3

Can I be your 11:11 wish..?

4

The angel is the person who gives without thought of reward, the person who walks through troubles to save a lost soul.

5

MIRACLES
are happening right now.

Breathe them in. ..

14

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

3

Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that!

1

cheers to the freaking weekend!

2

Right after you masturbate, the porn you were watching, goes from great to what is this filth on my screen, and how did I get here? Help me Jesus, I'm sorry I was nasty.

4

things end, memories don't.

63

There are only five things we need in life:

- good friends
- good job
- good food
- good sleep
- good _uck *

* whatever you're
thinking, it's right.

74

I'm not ignoring your calls. I just enjoy my ringtone.

95

I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it into the air...worst transformer ever...

108

I wouldn't say you're stupid.

You are.
But I wouldn't say it.

129

I love finding money in my clothes.
It's like a gift from me to me.

123

Dip it in chocolate and it'll be fine.

121

Respect old people.

They gratuated school without Google and Wikipedia.

136

I think I've fallen in hate with you.

125

love is the
closest thing
we have to
magic
<3

51

im a fangirl
i dont do 'calm'

4

i think sometimes we can ask god to help us and he will. sometimes i think he looks down and says, " wow. look what those idiots are up to now, i guess i better help them along a little."

1

hahaha you blinked

of course i blinked you clapped your hands in my face... idiot

2

Mom you cant expect me to clean and watch a movie please contain yourself...

2

that moment when your teacher passes you your test folded..

you failed.

1

If I had a $1,000,000 for every time i cared about your insults,

I'd still be poor

2

Transylvania or hollywood still not better than bollywood!!

1

Geek and Nerds are two seperate things,
geeks are sexy.

1

We spend so much time seeing if the billboard has two sides, that we don't have enough time to read it.

2

Now really, when did any goosebumps story actually give you goosebumps?

1

when all the projects are giving out the same day and due the same day, i swear to god teachers plan that shit

2

CNN just said that the world is forty trillion dollars in debt.

who the fuck does the world owe???

fucking jupiter???

2

I need an alarm clock that screams "Free Food!" so i can get out of bed faster.

1

I saw santa kissing mommy tonight~

2

I'm a little smart chick., fat and stout. Here is my finger, Here is my mouth, When I get all worked up, I will shout, Piss me off and i'll knock you out! !!

12

If you want me to donate money to your cause, dont ask as I'm leaving a supermarket--catch me leaving a bar at 2am.

10

You say I'm wearing to much black but all I hear is you look great. ..

6

Be

Awesome

to

Somebody! ..

15

next Time when I'm Alone And A stranger starts Talking To me I'm Going To look At Them ,SHOCKED,And

WHISPER

" You Can See Me "?

3

mom said follow your dreams
so I went back to bed:

4

You're hot...

I'm hot...

Let's make a fire.

3

HOW MANY PEOPLE SAID THEY GOT YOU?

AND FORGOT YOU!?

4

don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

4

Do not be afraid to sparkle and shine..

3

When I say "I'm going to bed" I really mean "I'm going to go lay in my bed and play on my phone. "

6

I love you has 8 letters and so does Bullshit

6

When you smile about the life you live.

You end up living a life worth smiling about.

8

It's not your job to like me, it's mine. ..

6

Lord Bless My Bold Friends!

HUGS....

9

Smile hard and carry on! .

4

The desire to love is to give.

The desire of lust is to get.

15

I WILL carry 17 grocery bags or die trying to keep from making two trips. ..

18

God...is able to do far more than we would dare to ask or even dream of -infinitely beyond our highest prayers, desires, thoughts or hopes.

6

"war crimes".. as if war is not a crime

6

It's actually the voices outside of my head that bother me the most.

10

Men look at a women's behind and think "Wow, what an ass!"

Women look at a man's face and think the same thing.

5

"peace is a mystical journey only you choose to travel. "

4

You'll be constantly tired except
for right
before you need to go
to sleep.

7

if life gave me lemon's i'd sqeeze them in people's eye's.

12

Bra sizes:
A- almost boobs.
B- barely boobs.
C- can't complain.
D- dang.
DD- double dang.
E- enormous.
F- fake.
G- get a reduction.
H- help me I've fallen and can't get up.

104

seeing someone reading a book you love

is seeing a book recommending a person.

182

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

141

Sometimes,
even Google
can't help you.

140

Keep your face towards the sunshine
and shadows will
fall behind you.

126

A lot of people cry when they cut onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond.

213

NEWTOPIA -

a world where every creature can exist

without being harmed by anything or anybody...

REALISTIC?!?

4

searching for a political pen that can write PEACE

2

If I were a gardener, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together.

150

BUILD YOUR OWN EMPIRE OF WORDS.

38

WHEN I WOKE UP THE PETS WERE SITTING ON MY BED NEXT TO MY HEAD, STARING AT ME.

THE PROBLEM IS,
I HAVE NO PETS.

15

ONLY WHEN A SONG MAKES YOU GET GOOSE BUMPS, YOU TRULY UNDERSTOOD IT.

33

DINOSAURS AREN'T EXTINCT. YESTERDAY I SAW SOME ON TV.

25

TIME HEALS ALL WOUNDS, BUT ALSO KILLS IN THE END.

52

A NEW WORLD IN WHICH YOU COULD SEE PEOPLES GOOD OR BAD SOUL.

25

AN APOCALYPSE SHOWS THE TRUE CHARACTER OF THE SURVIVORS.

32

There are good ships

and wood chips

and the ones that sail the
Sea
But the Best Ships

are Friendships

And May They Always Be x

7

nearly burnt the house down
yesterday

ooh be careful emptying ashtrays my friend's...

7

There's a reason I don't like people

4

Does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes?

6

The man who does not read lives only one life. ~Jojen Reed

4

Advertising -
is legalized lying

18

My mission is to kill time, and time's to kill me in its turn-

How comfortable one is among murderers

13

Alone we travelled on - with nothing but a shadow

9

I'm not a great cook, I'm not a great artist, but I love art, and I love food -

so I'm the perfect traveller

25

The only time my wife will ever scream "DEEPER, DEEPER" is when they are lowering my casket into the ground.

44

If you watched the story of my life backwards, you'd see an incredibly inspirational story about hair growth, weight loss & vastly improved athletic ability.

26

Not every "sorry" deserves an "it's okay"
in return.

61

Nothing is more terrifying than making eye contact with the guy running that mall kiosk.

16

You Look Happy.

Let Me See What I Can Do About That.

~ Life

30

Ever noticed how you used to be embarrassed by things you did or that happen to you, but now your first thought is
"I can post that"

18

Because
of smart phones my thumbs now have biceps.

56

Getting a text in the morning & reading it with one eye open

-_o

61

Heck is where you go if you don't believe in Gosh.

21

It's ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.

43

If I were to ever become a cross dresser, I'd name myself Amanda.

Because I'm a man, duh.

28

Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night.

71

Only 2 more days until millions of people join the gym for a week.

50

Out of all the bajillion other girls in the world, why would you pick me?

7

You know you got it bad when he can steal your breath with just a smile.

8

I still can't decide if you helped me out in basketball because you like me or that you just can't bear watching me suck that bad at basketball.

I really hope it's the former.

7

I believe in infinite universes.

I hope the one I'm in leads me to you.

7

The way to a girl's heart is in the form of a gigantic, life-sized teddy bear.

6

I miss the old Disney.

8

I'm just here for the free food..

1

Balloons
are so weird like Have A Happy Birthday !
Here's A plastic
SACK of my BREATH !

1

die with memories,
not dreams.

1

have you ever been so sad thats its gotten as bad as to the point you have hid your true and real self from the world and put up this fake act? have you ever been scared of being judged?

well thats me...i dont act like it but i am

7

I need a sparkly wand and a money tree.

5

I am the type of person that will sit in the bathroom and cry,
But then walk out
as if nothing
ever Happened.

13

hot guys make you melt. cute guys make you smile. but funny guys make you fall in love without you realizing .

1

do real people exist anymore? i'd like to meet one.

1

Lifecanceledbycancer

R.I.P.

6

the moment of fail you experience when you try to take a screen shot on your iphone and you end up turning it off. RAD.

3

top secret

1

YOU

5

My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

356

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

310

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

583

I just spotted some ducks at the lake practicing
their teenage girl faces.

21

ALL I
WANT FOR
CHRISTMAS
IS MY
HOGWARTS
LETTER

19

You're as annoying as that app that turns sideways when I lay down.

139

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