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Mars: i'm wet.

Nasa: i'm coming over!

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Some people make your laugh a little louder. Your smile
a little brighter. And your life
a little better.

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Sitting in a bar having drinks with a friend...
I casually pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and said " That's us in ten years".

He said "That's a mirror, dipshit!"

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the bad news is:
time flies...

the good news is:

you are the pilot.

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I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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I wonder how many calories bitches consume by jumping into conclusions.

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I will ignore you so hard, you will start to doubt your own existance.

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I don't mean to be rude, but fuck you and shut up.

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