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If you think missing me is hard,
you should try missing
you

116

Peace is a beautiful concept. Unicorns too.

14

DEAR SANTA

I CAN EXPLAIN

25

you remind me of a software update, whenever i see you i think
"not now!"

140

Sitting in a bar having drinks with a friend...
I casually pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and said " That's us in ten years".

He said "That's a mirror, dipshit!"

108

I'm single and I want a divorce.

102

the bad news is:
time flies...

the good news is:

you are the pilot.

111

It takes just a little bit of you to make a lot of me

91

Yesterday I lost a good friend to a tragic accident. They got their finger caught in a wedding ring.

114

People always will judge you and everytime they do, punch them in the face with your unconcerned smile.

105

Honesty
is better than sugar coated bullshit.

113

Cinderella never asked for a prince, she asked for a night off and a dress.

109

you decide whether you're alone or by yourself.

it's just two different places in your head for the same thing.

101

We're all unfinished puzzles

arguing over the missing pieces

80

Wednesday
It's almost, kind of, sorta, close to, just about, nearly the weekend.

74

That moment when you pour a bowl of cereal but realise there is no milk, so you just stand there wondering why bad things happen to good people.

98

I used to think you were my happily ever after, but now I've realized that you were only my once upon a time.

121

Life is too ironic to fully understand.
It takes sadness to know what happiness is. Noise to appreciate silence and absence to value presence.

147

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight, but lacking vision.

104

Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.

135

I hate when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun... Well you don't need running shoes to run but it fucking helps.

188

I fail in love too easily

127

The more your mind is confused, the more you should listen to your heart.

173

it's a little known fact that fetishism existed long before mankind.

there was actually a small subgroup of dinosaurs that always wore high heels.

they were called myfeetaresoreus.

74

I can't turn water into wine,
but I can turn pizza into breakfast

143

loving someone who doesn't love you is like watching a star you know you can't reach.

but you need to keep on trying, cause stars can fall, right?

152

Trick or treat, smell my feet,
give me something good to eat.

79

Even if your not successful in life, you are guaranteed to get two certificates.

86

Sleep is no appropriate substitute for coffee.

68

If sex, shots, or sleep can't solve it, you have a fucking problem.

182

motivation seems to be rare unless you are not involved.

54

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