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I want to hold treasurous things. I want to always have a surprise inside of me. I always want to have someone who loves me. I want to be a fridge.

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Better grab my dumbrella.

It's really stupid out there today.

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i hate it when people try to make small talk on the lift, "nice weather", "how are you today", "where's your pants"

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In which language would you prefer I tell you how much I do not give a shit?

I have my translator app open, fire away.

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I used to be the kind of guy mums like.

Somehow I've ended up being the kind of guy that likes mums.

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Sorry ladies, but I already got my eyes on a woman who's not interested.

214

You know, long distance relationships are so hard, especially since my boyfriend lives in the future!

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You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?... That's common sense leaving your body.

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Each person takes everyone's
sarcasm to a
different level.

7

They should ask us who we are instead of what we want to be.

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LET'S DO SOME "WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS" THINGS.

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Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

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God made Adam and saw that he was lonely so he made Eve ... and he would no longer be lonely he would be slowly driven insane ...

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