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Can't wait for the day some kid grows up and sues their parents for plastering their face all over the Internet.

194

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself

491

Some talk to you in their free time
&
some free time to talk to you

270

A world where we are smarter than our phones

182

I want to sleep for two years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank

269

I would not want to be involved in a fight with a person who bleeds every month and still lives.

225

Can february march?

No. But april may

310

I don't do drugs or drink.

At my age, I get the same effect just standing up too fast.

244

quit your job
travel the world
die happy

173

we live long enough to realize we don't live long

201

Let's be nothing, I heard it lasts forever.

310

Sometimes you have to find the good in goodbye.

369

Let's get drunk
and tell each other how
we really feel •

248

tomorrow (noun)

a mystical land where 99 percent of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.

201

die with memories,
not dreams.

329

It's been almost 3 years since the end of the world in 2012.

152

In 1814 Women had no rights

In 1914 Women fought for some rights

In 2014 Women are always fucking right

222

what if the best is yet to come and this was only the first part of the run...

161

That moment between Netflix episodes where you see your reflection on the black screen and wonder what the fuck you're doing with your life

234

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous.

I see a lot of new faces in the room this week and I'm very disappointed with all of you.

163

goosebumps.

when the soul comes too close to the skin, trying to burst free into the world, either in ecstasy or in fear

148

Thanks for pretending not to see me when I was pretending not to see you in order to avoid a miserably awkward conversation that neither of us wanted to have.

193

FRENCH PEOPLE ARE SO HARDCORE THEY EAT "PAIN" FOR BREAKFAST.

190

Viele sagen Zürich sei eingebildet, dabei gibt
es die Stadt wirklich.

139

Dear Ex,

Please don't be fooled by Adele, you'll never find someone like me.

203

Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

628

A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear.

Unless it's 3am.

And you're home alone.

And you don't have a baby.

240

STRESSED

spelled
backward
is

DESSERTS

320

Today, 2 year olds can unlock an iPhone, open and close their favorite apps all by themselves.

When I was that age,
I was eating dirt.

169

I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty

and I could not have described it any better

296

finally friday.

202

If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

220

Sun goes down earlier for short people.

279

THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

416

Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

273

i just burnt my tongue on some food

they say the ones you love hurt you the most

270

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

310

My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

367

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

363

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

312

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

583

My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

356

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

959

laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

577

my favourite piece of jewelry is

your arms around my neck

32

It's no secret.
It's just not your business.

50

one day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces fit back together again

34

"Homosexuality is unnatural.." says this book, where snakes talk, apples set an eternal curse, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby!

74

My week in a nutshell:
Monday
Monday Two
Monday Three
Monday Four
Friday
Saturday
Pre-Monday

71

At the end of the day, life should ask us,
Do you want to save the changes?

317

My heart and my brain only agree on one thing..

Food •

157

What Susie says
of Sally
says more of Susie
than of Sally.

Remember that.

199

I swear if my
memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

231

Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.

233

Only very fit and healthy people have midnight snacks
It takes a great deal of physical and mental effort to get out of bed at such late hours

180

Quick!
No time to explain...
grab a donkey

134

You're as annoying as that app that turns sideways when I lay down.

215

Wow, that was rather inappropriate.

Let's be friends.

193

My biography will be titled "Be Yourself And Other Ways To Stay Single."

269

Calm down gas tank.We're all empty on the inside.

145

There is no planet "B".

153

You know something bad is about to happen when someone says

"Hold my beer and watch this."

214

The paradise is a place where sundays never ends.

171

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka.

264

Sometimes I feel useless but then
I remember
I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

394

I Was Born To Be Awesome, Not Perfect.

338

I had a great time last night...well thats what the police report says.

238

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else -

is the greatest accomplishment

277

Hey Apple!
Hey Apple!
Apple Hey!
Hey Apple!
Hey Apple!

6

Employee of the month at Apple Store Seoul:
Mr. Sam Sung

9

When im bored I go into Apple stores and ask for a Big Mac and Cheese.

10

I farted in the Apple store and everyone got mad. Not my fault they don't have Windows.

12

I just updated iTunes, so I'm good for like 35 minutes.

31

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

534

Find someone who knows you're not perfect but treats you
as if you are.

328

Work until your idols become your rivals.

298

Can't get out of bed.

Send help....,
or waffles.

Just send waffles.

247

rap is like scissors it always loses to rock

182

Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

452

it's not a Sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

337

Life is like a Bollywood movie: colorful, humorous, and usually you have no idea what the fuck is going on.

289

Have you ever noticed that a woman's
"be ready in 5 minutes"
and a man's
"be home in 5 minutes"
are exactly the same?

289

The word "Listen" has the same letters as the word "Silent".

"So Shut Up"

249

getting no message is also a message...

258

for halloween this year we should all just dress up as who we really are

nobody would recognize anyone

211

If you asked me how many times you have crossed my mind I would say once, because you never really left.

289

less walls &
more bridges

163

I just arrived at that point of the week where I want it to be friday or go back to bed..

155

Selfie is the proof that smartphone and internet have made people so alone that they don't find a friend who can take a pic.

250

Apple CEO announces he's gay. Samsung CEO announces he's more gay and water resistant.

244

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