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Posts Liked by shakeading

Wenn jemand zu mir sagt, dass ich kindisch bin, erzähle ich das immer erstmal meiner Mama.

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a vodka please!

but sir,
this is McDonalds!

ok....
a McVodka please,
and supersize it!

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Ich habe weder die Zeit noch die Buntstifte, Dir das jetzt zu erklären.

44

Don't judge a person for drinking and swearing, judge the quiet sober ones.
Those fuckers are up to something.

113

Don't play tricks on me,
'cause I will treat you right.

12

I can't turn water into wine,
but I can turn pizza into breakfast

143

Interessanterweise haben ja Leute mit total wenig Ahnung immer sehr viel Meinung.

74

sometimes all you need is 1 million dollar and a new identity.

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