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You remind me of my big toe, cause i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

273

$do I have time for your bullshit? no no no no no no \_ no no no no no no$

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I see dead people.

Oh wait, it's just you without your makeup..

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Three people sleeping together is called a threesome.

Two people sleeping together is a twosome.

Guess that's why people call me handsome.

61

-Police: 'Knock Knock'
-Me: Who is it?
-Police: It's the Police!
-Me: What do you want?
-P: We just wanna talk.
-M: How many of you are there?
-P: 2
-M: Then Talk to each other

102

you may have the hot burger and a cold beer, but i have the hot body...

who's the real winner!

11

We dont meet people by
accident, they
are meant to
cross our path
for a reason.

13

hockey is more enjoyable when you pretend their fighting over the world's last oreo.

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