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CAN'T WAIT TO WALK DOWN THE AISLE SOMEDAY AND HEAR THOSE MAGICAL WORDS....

"THIS IS YOUR PILOT SPEAKING"

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HAVE A SEAT
TAKE A SHEET

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN TROUBLE WHEN THE LITTLE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD START A CHAT GROUP

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PLEASE BE PATIENT EVEN A TOILET CAN ONLY HANDLE ONE ASSHOLE AT A TIME !

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NO ONE IS AN ATHEIST 3O SECONDS BEFORE AN ORGASM

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IF I EVER GET KILLED BY A MOUNTAIN LION,
JUST KNOW THAT MY LAST WORDS WE'RE
"HERE KITTY KITTY "

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU LEAVE THE STORE WITHOUT BUYING ANYTHING AND ALL YOU CAN THINK OF IS
"ACT NATURAL YOU'RE INNOCENT "

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A perfectly useable set of 24 hours wasted on total and utter bullshit.. Oh how I love sundays!

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No one cares about
your thigh gap.

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#WeStandWithUkraine

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free your
inner sloth

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You never realize what you have until it's gone.
For example, Toilet Paper.

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when you're a kid, you don't realize that you're also watching your parents grow up.

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Confidence is the present tense of hope.

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We can't feed the poor but we can fund a war

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#WeStandWithUkraine

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when you're a kid, you don't realize that you're also watching your parents grow up.

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If a girl says 'have fun.'
do not have fun. Abort mission. I repeat.
Abort mission.

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Text me a dirty picture of your intelligence.

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