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"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Unless you're at a funeral.

72

You don't get anywhere by stopping all the time and freaking out; sometimes you just got to calm your ass down and realize you'll make it through.

8

I would love if we could see ourselves from another's perspective, if only to improve ourselves and how we treat others.

23

Music is life. That's why our hearts have beats.

140

Trying
to
remember
to
forget.

95

Friends don't let friends look stupid alone.

9

Yes, I'm single. And you'll have to be f*cking amazing to change that.

17

When the cockroaches are wearing party hats, it's time to clean the kitchen.

224

I just took a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

360

if energy can neither be created nor destroyed, what if our souls are a fragmented collection of other people's souls from the past and future? what if our dreams are their memories?

233

I don't make mistakes,
I date them.

309

I'm not as random as you think I salad.

155

I don't care if you think I'm insane.

The unicorn who visits me in the night time says
I don't and
I believe him.

156

If women ruled this world, there would be no wars.

Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

248

you're friday on monday

79

Skinny girls think they are chubby,
chubby girls think they're fat
and fat girls think they can wear leggings •

196

Ups...just got caught peeing in the swimming pool. The damn lifeguard shouted so loud, I almost fell in.

58

words are not enough

67

Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't.

129

to me 'drink responsibly' means don't spill it.

106

I'm gonna ignore you so hard you'll start to doubt your own existance.

148

The
difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza •

136

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver so I could drink more and care less.

313

BEAUTIFUL THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU DISTANCE YOURSELF FROM

THE NEGATIVE SHIT

372

i play the keyboard in a band called the internet

318

You are more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo

210

recently, i called my mother at 3 am. just to let her know how it is, when she calls me on sunday 1 pm.

279

How am I meant to control my life I can’t even control my hair

254

Growing old is
mandatory.

Growing up is optional.

312

others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

455

Let's do the rabbit thing.

269

Dear Microsoft Word,
I'm pretty sure I spelled my name correctly...

37

"You are what you eat" - That's funny, I don't remember eating a legend lately...

47

My room was clean. Until I had to decide what to wear.

38

My attitude in exams:

Give me questions I don't know, and I give you answers you don't expect.

33

I don't make typos.

I make new words.

41

Please, if you're going to insult me over the internet, at least spell correctly.

48

You never realize how many things runs on electricity until it goes out...

32

You call it making a mess.

I call it marking my territory.

33

The
only thing stronger than a mother's love is a
garlic breath •

318

i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.

533

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

707

Maybe Monday hates you to!

2

laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

1298

what if you just started licking the dentists fingers while they were in your mouth...

160

when there is nothing left to burn you have to set yourself on fire.

129

I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life •

200

I HATE BEING
BIPOLAR
IT IS AWESOME

340

Bite marks are love notes written in flesh.

162

BITCH I'LL BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER TO THE GROUND, NOW WHERE IS IT?!

sir, calm down, your toy is under the mcnuggets.

247

Wednesdays are the middle finger of the week.

149

I myself am entirely made of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

128

i'm sorry
for what
i said when i was hungry.

251

WARNING

drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy

218

90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women either.

317

POKING
WILL
CAUSE
DANCERS

141

touché.

274

hell yeah
its friday.

219

you can't have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time

285

RUN AS
/HUMAN:
BEING

174

Put your "faith" between my legs.

238

There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

722

THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

428

new p•pe
•
•
___ •
||

269

STRESSED

spelled
backward
is

DESSERTS

363

It's better to be late, than to arrive ugly.

449

You drink too much.
You swear too much.
You have no morals.

You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend!

281

I
AM
THE
DESIGNER
OF MY OWN CATASTROPHY

359

cheers to the freaking weekend!

279

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

532

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.

381

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

285

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