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I hate the smell of her presence when she isn't here.

56

Still learning about not giving a shit.

82

Maybe she's not on her period... Maybe you are just an asshole....

256

Show a girl you don't care and she'll chase you. Show a woman you don't care and she'll replace you.

250

there's a little truth behind every
"just kidding"
a little curiosity behind every
"just wondering"
a little knowledge behind every
"i don't know"
and a little emotion behind every
"i don't care"

250

I dont have exes, I have Y's. Y the fuck did I date you?

180

If kindness determined income, would you have anything to show?

24

My heart and my brain only agree on one thing..

Food •

157

You're gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul.

31

Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.

233

No hard feelings.
No soft feelings.

Just no feelings.

24

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a club for saints.

206

People don't want to hear about your diet.

Just eat your lettuce, and be sad.

196

She's mad but she's magic.

There's no lie in her fire.

19

With women
you are quick
to flatter

but unfortunately, size does matter.

8

This is a message for all those who don't drink or smoke!

One day your old friends will die & you will be left alone.

29

COFFEE -

A magical substance that turns, "Leave me alone or die", into "Good Morning, Honey!"

49

Dear Ex..

When you see me, i want you to recognize what you had, regret what you've lost, and realize what you're never getting back.

Sincerly Me

388

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

734

forgetting is the best revenge.

12

all she left was
empty space

31

people are shit.

15

Humility is not thinking less of yourself, it's thinking of yourself less.

C. S. Lewis

239

I don't have time to sabotage anything else.

8

if karma doesn't hit you

I probably will.

14

They say you die twice

Once, when your heart stops beating, and another time

A bit later on

When someone says your name for the last time.

13

Words

don't need photoshop

111

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

788

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

783

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

823

life is what happens when you put your phone down.

928

Don't compare your Chapter 1 to someone else's Chapter 20.

96

And maybe at night when we're all a little too tired and a little too truthful, that's when we see ourselves for who we really are.

564

i just burnt my tongue on some food

they say the ones you love hurt you the most

797

i love
the shit
out of
you

8

first, fuck.

then

ask questions.

6

I just want you to love me, and if you don't I'll find someone else who will.

9

Have you lost the same things I have lost?
Do you know the panic
I know?

10

don't
disturb me
more than
i already
am

9

Pain
is just
a French
word for bread.

138

Fuck what they say.
Watch what they do.

74

The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons
and morons.

89

Chocolate solves everything...

Except obesity.

52

a muslim is a good jew

a jew is a good christian

a christian is a good muslim

5

Have you ever wondered which hurts the most:

saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?

14

HAKUNA
MATATA.

BITCH.

5

Personality ends where comparison begins.

- Karl Lagerfeld

7

You can't learn
if mistakes ain't made.

11

what if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in spanish

92

Let your actions
echo your words.

72

sometimes you have to be your own hero and save your own heart

because sometimes the people you cant imagine living without

can live without you.

100

NO CONSIDERATION

4

sHE is
brOKen

62

What's good is life without living
What good's this lion that barks
You loved a life others throw away nightly
It's not fair, not fair at all
What's good ?
Not much at all
What's good ?
Life's good -
But not fair at all

28

HERE'S TO THE GIRLS who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather wear sweatpants instead of skinny jeans. Who don't get all the guys. Who aren't "popular" but feel like it, when they're with friends. Here's to the girls LIKE ME!

79

got no time
got no mind

12

Could I borrow your face for halloween?

75

Good things come to those who wait.

Crap.

67

You
Only
Love
Online

11

This city is full of empty
people.

16

Definition of HELL

Your last day on
earth, the person
you became meets
the person you could have become.

70

The new iPhone will have a finger print scanner. Or, in other words, Apple is about to amass the largest database of biometric data in the world.

I'm sure the people of NSA are dancing like little school girls right now.

73

Rich people?

They're just poor people with a lot of money.

11

Never let those who dislike you bring you down, just kill them with kindness.

18

The power of an unanswered text.

30

Its too hot

*opens window*

in comes: 20 flies,
8 spiders,
17 daddy long legs,
50 moths,
3 dragons
and 12 Jehovahs witnesses.

86

I jumped on the couch and heard a cracking sound.

Thank God it was only the cat.

60

Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet.

122

New colours!

Chocolate brown &
palm green.

Enjoy.

43

You are so
fake

Barbie is
jealous.

20

got balls?

6

I'm such a nice person why are you so mean to me

16

somebody
needs
a
Happy Meal

18

you can't write romantic without a 'man' in there somewhere...

10

GO
HUG
YOURSELF

216

Bäng Bäng

14

it's in the question. not in the answers.

8

when alexander graham bell invented the phone, he had three missed calls from chuck norris

147

Who wants hashtags and location stamps?

114

I might have to unfollow everyone if I see another "witty" post about unicorns.

9

I'm not finished when I'm tired,
I'm finished when I'm done.

14

we are glad you are here

20

“Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass.
And then you see it.
White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.”

4

“None of it feels like mine. Nothing I’ve ever done feels real.”

-Marya Hornbacher,
Madness

13

Happy
Boldster

12

EARNED NOT GIVEN.

22

“One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for someday. And then quietly, without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And then someday is yesterday. And this is your life.”

— John Green

19

i'd explain it to you, but i don't have any crayons with me

15

you're the reason God created the middle finger

26

You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you just might find you get what you need.

14

I WANT TO HAVE TEXT WITH YOU.

326

laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

1298

BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

325

There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

722

echoes of silence.

3

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