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All you need is
love,

all you want is
sex...

All you have is
porn!

16

successful parenting is finding pink floyd on your kid's ipod.

20

make up for your alter ego.

6

I don't always have the time to read a good book but when I do, I don't.

22

screaming
"oh god, oh god" on sunday morning doesn't count as going to church.

29

Vedi Napoli e poi muori

6

I cook spaghetti and it tastes like cat food, I make a sandwich...cat food flavor.

I think it's time to get my own plate.

14

call me old fashioned, but i think your shorts should be longer than your vagina.

58

Never drink too much and then try and have sex, I learned it the soft way.

5

men to the left, because

women are always right!

18

SATAN SAYS DON'T FORGET TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH.

5

ALL EYES ON THE ROYAL VAGINA.

16

most perfect day, ends
drunk in our beloved pub.

16

I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY
AND MAYBE
A LITTLE BIT NAKED.

265

My friend said only onions made him cry, so I threw a melon at his face.

93

people wait all week for friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness.

42

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o O oO
o O o
o O
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let's have a beer
O o
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o O o
O o o O

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I'm gonna kill you.
Hahaha.
No, seriously. Run.

50

If women ruled this world, there would be no wars.

Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

202

Satan's watching you pee.

9

No, you're not fat. You're just easy to see.

77

I want to inspire people. I want someone to look at me and say:
"Because of you, I started drinking & smoking."

19

The creative adult is the child who survived.

491

Stop me before I do something useful.

22

You are what you tweet

14

You speak like something
I tweet with my left hand

22

Things I hate:

1. Writing
2. Irony
3. Lists

40

others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

30

Well played vodka, well played...

28

To Do-List

1) Buy 4 pigs

2) Paint numbers 1, 2, 3 and 5 on their backs

3) Release them in a supermarket

4) Sit back and watch Security search for #4

40

Save a horse; ride a cowboy.

81

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

21

I love Threesomes! The Girl and the Bed.

18

Heimwerker Tipp 7

Da ist immer eine grössere Kettensäge. Manchmal lohnt es sich aber auf gut und alt bewährtes zu setzen.

14

A hangover is God's way of telling you he's jealous you had a good time.

40

You have a face for the radio.

56

it's
beer
o'clock

26

crak!
SI GIRA

1

Fuck you Weekend!
I try to work.

16

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.

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