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We never know what strength we have until life begins to test us.

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I live for the nights that I can't remember with the people I won't forget.

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I love making people who don't like me hate me more by just being me.

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Tequila + me = lucky you!

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Go home Monday, nobody likes you.

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I'm dreaming of a week without Mondays

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Okay Monday,
you be good to me,
I will be good to you...

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...and then Monday just slaps you really hard.

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If monday had a face,

I would punch it.

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You assume I give a fuck.

That's cute.

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bad decisions make good stories

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FLY LIKE AN EAGLE.

FUCK LIKE A RABBIT.

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Weekends are like an orgasm.
It takes a lot to get there and when you finally did, it's over in no time...

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Fuck you,
very much.

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? ?
?
':::::::'

SILENCE!
I KILL YOU!

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Drinking rum before 10 am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic

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beer makes you see double and feel single

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spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon

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We'll always be friends, you know too much.

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Let's play
"Your clothes don't like you."

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Yeah, you're pretty from a distance...
at night... under a rock.

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Stress balls really work when you shove them down someone's throat.

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Love is like farting.
If you have to force it, then it's probably shit.

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Try to be less of a fucking piece of shit than you were yesterday.

- Buddha

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At times, I'm extremely grateful that our thoughts don't appear in bubbles over our heads like in comics.

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some of the best moments in life are the ones you can't tell anyone about

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Silence
is golden but duct tape is silver

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The most difficult part about walking away from someone is realizing that they don't care enough to attempt to stop you.

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Saying yes to happiness means learing to say no to things and people that stress you out.

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when it's dark, look for stars

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On a scale of 0 to Potato, how mashed were
you
last night?

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I'm so happy people can't hear what i'm thinking.

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shit happens I mean... just look at your face.

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you can't have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time

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The worst thing in life is to sit and watch the person you love, love somebody else.

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A kid asked me why I swear too much

I told him to shut the fuck up

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You don't have to be a zoologist to recognize a jackass!

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Life's good ;-)

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On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

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finally friday.

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Hey there Friday,
I've been waiting to see your sexy ass since Monday...let's do this.

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Roses are red, violets are
blue, I've got 5 fingers, the middle is for you

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Sometimes you just have to have that "I don't give a shit" attitude to make it through the day!

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You reap what you sow. What goes around comes around. No matter how far you run, you can never truly escape. Everything catches up to you in the end. And when it does, it usually kicks your ass.

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Do not go GENTLE into that good night.
Rage, RAGE against the dying of the Light.

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Sometimes the darkest forests open into the most beautiful pastures.

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Dont cry over the past, it's gone.
Dont stress about the future, it hasn't arrived.

Live in the present and make the best of it.

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i have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity

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My favourite beer is the next one.

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it's all about the music ...

... and sex,
don't forget sex

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The less I care, the happier I am.

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Every end is also a begining

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"how do i love thee? let me count the ways....i love the with the breath, smiles, tears, of all my life!--and, if God choose, i shall love thee better after death."

EBB

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I got 99 problems but what you think ain't one...

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it's weekend!

you can be yourself again... at least until sunday evening!

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weekend forecast:

Partly drunk with a chance of horny

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if you walk a mile in my shoes you'll end up at the bar.

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Release Your Inner Badass.

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Did you know that if you put your ear up a strangers leg you can hear them say:
What the fuck are you doing?!?

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