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Real friends tell you the ugly truth, not pretty lies.

15

BEFORE BECOMING A MUSLIM, A HINDU, SIKH OR A CHRISTIAN, LET'S BECOME A HUMAN FIRST.

28

time

a

at

step

one

24

mood: need new clothes

12

Coffee is the most important meal of the day.

39

Asking a gay couple "which one of you is the woman" is like asking a pair of chopsticks "which one's the fork".

15

We are hosting a workshop for people who have difficulty reaching orgasm.

Call us if you can't come.

10

Do bears poop in the woods?

Absolutely, I've seen them do it.

6

“Without pain, how could we know joy? This is an old argument in the field of thinking about suffering and its stupidity and lack of sophistication could be plumbed for centuries but suffice it to say that the existence of broccoli does not, in any way, affect the taste of chocolate.”

21

I'm always surprised how some people don't know that I have a private life aswell. How do they not know or assume that I might not work 24/7 and do other stuff aswell like sleeping, going out with friends, from time to time having a headache or being sick, eating, going to concerts, reading... ?!?!

19

imagine that an invisible army of angels

is constantly conspiring

to bring about your greatest potential

your greatest joy

your greatest good

9

The great enemy of truth is very often not the lie - deliberate,
contrived and dishonest - but the myth - persistent, persuasive
and repeated.

3

i wonder if

aliens

belive in humans

15

Man ist nicht betrunken, solange man am Boden liegen kann, ohne sich festzuhalten

9

I can tell a lot about a person by what they choose to see in me.

15

What we need is a mighty oak tree. Not another Bush.

14

IN YOUR FACE DJOKER!

10

there are only two days in your life time that aren't 24 hours long

48

You have now the chance to see me and my best friend in real life for those who are interested. I will delete this post and the picture within the next 24 hours.

15

Whoever said that winning isn't everything, obviously never had cancer

38

Everyone should believe in something.

I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.

26

I'm the type of person who looks at the menu for 5 minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time.

31

anything is easy to do when someone else does it for you

it's also easy to get smug and entitled when you fool yourself into thinking you actually did it for yourself

keep this in mind when any millionaire talks about poverty

or anyone but an actual soldier talks about war

10

a large part of how we define ourselves

is in relation to other people, and creatures, and objects, and times.

it's the primary consequence of existing in a 3 dimensional reality.

no one place is "right" or "wrong" in any absolute sense

yet it is still important to define "right for me" or "right from my perspective"

it is the reason we are here, and it is the foundation of our identities.

5

Never tell a girl she looks better with or without makeup, just tell her she looks nice and shut the fuck up.

39

B O L D O M A T I C

where you can find discussions of
the morality of sex work

right next to snark about passwords

messages of hope

recipes for cooking your girlfriend

and artful, or crude, expressions of
rage, fear, or despair

THERE IS NO OTHER PLACE LIKE IT

7

Although I've never caught my kids smoking pot, logic tells me that sober people don't give their parents goodnight handshakes...

28

The dam burst when I got home; I cried my eyes out for half an hour.

I welcome my grief, because the alternative to feeling it is to lose the capacity for joy, or to fence myself off from connecting to people.

Grief is uncomfortable, but it's part of the human experience.

6

nothing shatters the illusion that you are alone more effectively than someone listening to you

7

Not everyone you lose is a loss..

Unless it's me, then you just fucked up.

6

Never make a woman mad on her period. No, let rephrase that. Never make a woman mad, PERIOD!

6

I can never go swimming because it's always less than 30 minutes since I've last eaten.

10

There are pants in the bathroom trash can at work, so someone is obviously having a worse day than you.

14

Notice to all the youngsters out there:

Start taking good care of your body now, you can only make minor repairs to it, you can't ever trade it in once it doesn't work right.

5

What A Mystery
A cockroach not afraid of a rat. A rat is afraid of a cat, a cat is afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid of man, man is afraid of a woman. And A Woman Is Afraid Of A Cockroach!

ONE VICIOUS CYCLE

5

why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

85

just because you can't understand something,
it doesn't mean it's wrong.

72

spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon

70

laughter is the best medicine.
unless you have diarrhea.

13

your secrets are safe with me, because there is a good chance I was not listening.

51

can toes crave sand?

i think mine do

15

It's not the lie that bothers me, it's the insult to my intelligence that I find offensive

37

I regret some of the things I said last night......

I came up with way better insults this morning

84

just because it's a bad idea, doesn't mean it's not going to be a good time...

67

i can't hear you, so i'll just laugh and hope it wasn't a question.

8

WHEN WRITING THE STORY OF YOUR LIFE, DONT LET ANYBODY BORROW YOUR PEN

7

if she's amazing
she wont be easy
if shes easy
she wont be amazing
if shes worth it
you wont give up
if you give up
youre not worthy

6

I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge. That myth is more potent than history. That dreams are more powerful than facts. That hope always triumphs over experience. That laughter is the only cure for grief. And I believe that love is stronger than death.

167

My bf somehow made his early train to work this morning, in spite of staying up late performing various sexual acts with me, in a state of consciousness which may or may not have been chemically altered.

There's only one reasonable conclusion to draw from this:

Clearly, God loves watching gay sex. So clearly, She is a straight woman.

5

It is not who is right, but what is right, that is of importance.

12

To Quote Hamlet
Act III, Scene III
Line 87,

"NO"

1

Poor is the man whose pleasure depends on the permission of another.

1

IT IS NOT ME WHO'S DIFFERENT IN THIS WORLD.
THE WORLD IS DIFFERENT IN ME.

5

always leave people better than you found them.

hug the hurt, kiss the broken, befriend the lost, love the lonely •

10

Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second.
- William James

18

Telling me you're at 20% body fat, is as interesting as telling me
what you had for dinner.

19

One of the most cruel acts that a human can do to another human, is to cause a person to lose hope.

323

I'm pissed off about my anger issues

19

shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is

18

i opened two gift's this morning ...

my eyes•

3

i love people that make me laugh, when i don't even want to smile.

3

The problem with closed-minded:

they always have an open mouth

4

we cannot become what we want to be by remaining what we are.

6

"I'm no racist, but..."
"I don't mean to be rude, but..."
"I'm not one to judge, but..."
"I'm all for gay rights, but..."

Quick vocabulary lesson: "but" doesn't mean "so ignore the obvious contradictory datapoint I'm about to provide."

10

don't judge my story by the part you walked in on.•

32

only trust some~one who can see these three things in you:
the sorrow behind your smile, the love behind your anger and the reason behind your silence

36

everyone smiles in the same language

51

There are as many versions of the Universal Consciousness as there are people.

Some call it God, some call Him Allah, some call her Gaia. Some have many names, for different aspects of this consciousness. Some refer to humanity having a mass consciousness and don't give it a name. We all experience this phenomenon (or its absence) differently. What is true for you is dependent on your experience, your context.

None of us "own" it though. Accepting the paradox, that they can all be real and authentic, is true wisdom.

4

Running away from a bad situation is never as strong a position as running toward a good one.

Before you can truly leave a toxic relationship or job or home, you must know what a healthy one is. You will bring the gaps in your knowledge with you to the next one.

Observe what your current position has taught you, about what is healthy and what is toxic, and you up the odds that your move will be an upgrade, rather than just a new version of the same crap.

6

Science flies you to the moon.

Religion flies you into skyscrapers.

8

You don't get bulging biceps by sitting on the couch, thinking about exercise.

Similarly, you don't develop personal strength being surrounded by luxury and a bunch of Yes men. Even the worst circumstances offers some blessing.

When you can feel gratitude for all things, even for the most painful parts of your life, you are indestructible.

8

Did you ever notice?
When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"!

8

Society has put up so many boundaries,
so many limitations on what is right and wrong that it is almost impossible to get a pure thought out

28

6.9
a good thing fucked up by a period.

25

A real man treats his lady like he wants another man to treat his daughter!!

9

Global warming isn't real because I was cold today. Also great news:
World hunger is over because I just ate.

Stephen Colbert

16

I'm not
a gambler,
but I bet
I would suck at it
if I was.

2

How can "read"
rhyme with
both "reed"
and "red"?

2

We're all so desperate to be understood, we forget to be understanding.

29

wake up wanting the one with the pretty face but you'll lie awake thinking of the one that made you laugh and kept you guessing

14

That urge you get to write "No one gives a shit" on someone's status.

46

PRETTY IN PINK DANGEROUS IN CAMO

5

KEEP CALM AND BE A COUNTRY GIRL

7

GIRLS DON'T LET ANYONE JUDGE YOU BY YOUR LOOKS OR BY THE WAY YOU DRESS BE WHO YOU ARE AND DON'T THINK YOU HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR SELF

9

Our culture has accepted two huge lies. The first is if you disagree with someone's lifestyle, you must fear or hate them. The second is to love someone, means you agree with everything they believe or do. Both are nonsense. You dont have to compromise convictions to be compassionate.

30

don't judge my story by the part you walked in on.•

2

Shit happens, I mean look at you.

6

of course
I value
another person's
opinions at times;
but
in the end,
the only person living this life
of mine

is me

2

The thing about thuth is
it can be denied, not avoided.

1

People with multiple personalities should donate one of them to people who don't have one.

1

If you wan't it to Happen,
You must make it Happen,
If you let it Happen ,
You Won't like what
Happen's..

2

Isn't it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?

3

Its so hard to find songs with depth these days. Most of it is swearing, sex, and violence.

What the hell happened?

4

Truth is almost always thought of as absolute as whole, as stable, but it is never any of those things.
Truth is messy and fragmented like a Picasso painting. It distorts, deludes, and contradicts.

2

feeling like I've done all that I can do at the end of the day is like finding a diamond in a goats ass...

5

to tell you the truth, I am a liar.

3

YOU SEE THINGS AND YOU SAY "WHY?" BUT I DREAM THINGS THAT NEVER WERE; AND I SAY "WHY NOT?"

5

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

21

When I was young, I was told I was different. And I felt out of place - too loud, too full of fire, never good at sitting still, never good at fitting in. And then one day, I realized something that I hope you all realize. Different is good. When someone tells you that you are different, smile, hold your head up and be proud.

25

Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of other people.

25

If her bra matches her panties when you take her clothes off, it wasn't you who decided to have sex!

32

I want someone who'll sit on a rooftop with me at 2am & tell me their fav songs and their family problems, & how they think the earth was made.

39

A boyfriend should make his girlfriends pussy wet, not her eyes.

A girlfriend should make her boyfriends dick hard, not his life.

47

A nation can be judged by how it treats its weakest members.

Let this motivate your actions, balancing the treatment you do not condone.

4

I may have to put in some overtime to not finish what I haven't started yet.

23

your beliefs don't make you a better person,
your behavior does

27

i like people with depth, i like people with emotion, i like people with a strong mind, an interesting mind, a twisted mind, and also someone that can make me smile.

37

Do not call me perfect,
a lie is never a compliment.
Call me an erratic
damaged and
insecure mess.
Then tell me that you
love me for it

25

let's stop believing that our differences make us superior or inferior to one another

33

Don't
set yourself on fire
just to
keep others warm

89

You can ask the universe for all the signs you want, but ultimately, we see what we want to see when were ready to see it.

10

People think of education as something they can finish

11

You dont need religion to have morals. If you cant determine right from wrong then you lack empathy, not religion.

11

Your beliefs
dont make
you a
better person
Your behaviour
does

31

Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. You know, like Wednesday.

46

"An entire sea of water can't sink a ship unless it gets inside the ship. Similarly, the negativity of the world can't put you down unless you allow it to get inside you."

3

A study points out that wine is good for the heart. I can confirm ..

Because after two or three glasses, I love everyone

3

If all you have is a hammer, the whole world looks like a nail.

The same concept works in reverse: if you believe you are a nail, the world looks like a bunch of hammers.

Try being something else for a while, and see if your experience changes.

12

One person's version of "clever" is another person's version of "trite."

The words we use to describe a thing often says more about our experience and perspective than they say about the thing.

Keep this in mind when choosing your words.

7

Only
boring
people
are
bored.

2

Wine!
Because those problems aren't going to forget themselves.

5

Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.

5

The downside to having a good sense of humour and being able to laugh at yourself, is that people think you can't be hurt.

86

seeing someone reading a book you love

is seeing a book recommending a person.

182

The most powerful sentence in the English language begins with "I am." Whatever follows those two words then becomes you; you are defining yourself. This is a common mistake. You are not a feeling; feelings come and go.

Instead of "I am so angry," say "I FEEL so angry." In the first case, you've slapped the Angry lens on your experience, and everything you see from that moment forward will reinforce your anger. In the second, you have expressed a feeling, which will pass; then you are free to feel something else.

11

To quote Hamlet
Act III,
Scene III,
Line 87,

"No."

12

cocomojo65 is a homophobic asshole who needs to be blocked, NOW!

9

We don't have to agree on anything to be kind to one another.

19

If every sentence is punctuated with an "F bomb" then the power of that word gets diluted, and hardly noticed. Only when it's used selectively does it have its intended effect.

Any tool overused suffers the same fate.

8

Have you ever listened to someone for awhile and wondered...

"who ties your shoelaces for you" ?

2

life is never boring.
You must choose to be bored.

1

Any person capable of angering you becomes your master. He can anger you only when you permit yourself to be disturbed by him.

1

It's actually the voices outside of my head that bother me the most.

3

i don't know how to act my age, i've never been this age before.

6

Heck is where you go if you don't believe in Gosh.

4

you want to come into my life, the door is open. you want leave, the door is open. just don't stand in the doorway. you're blocking traffic.

3

The world is full of nice people. If you can't find one...

be one.

324

you don't know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

37

The new
"divorce"
Barbie
comes with
Ken's
car, boat, house...

4

ladies, if you think your man is cheating take him to that bitch's frontdoor and see if his wifi connects automatically

108

If men could get pregnant, not only abortion would be legal, but birth control would be free, mandatory and bacon-flavored

95

some of the best moments in life are the ones you can't tell anyone about

160

You never know a person until you walk a mile in their shoes...

...or until you check their browser history.

72

I'm sorry, what language are you speaking?

It sounds like bullshit.

73

I wouldn't say you're stupid.

You are.
But I wouldn't say it.

129

Of course your opinion matters,

Just not to me.

162

The synonym for reality is offline.

226

You don't look like 200 likes in person.

31

Before you judge my life, my past or my character. Walk in my shoes, walk the path I have travelled, live my sorrow, my doubts, my fear, my pain and my laughter....
Remember, everyone has a story. When you've lived my life then you can judge me.

- Unknown

19

Drinking rum before 10:00 AM makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.

4

"All children in some form or another have genius; the trick is to bring it out in them."

14

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE RIGHT.

16

Water is the most essential element of life, because without water, you can't make coffee.

34

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.

1546

Telling someone they can't be sad because others have It worse is like saying someone can't be happy because others have it better

35

Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ships kitchen.

61

We don't even have to be friends

we can just be benefits.

49

My guardian angel spends most of his time sighing and saying
"Dude, don't drink that".

58

So drunk I just tried to plug my milk into the wall because it said 2%

89

Sometimes, it's not
about how hard you work, how much
you want it, or what
you'll do to get it.

Sometimes, it's
about circumstance.

And sometimes, circumstance is shit.

37

I could.

But, I'm not
going to.

85

Some mistakes are too much fun, to only make once.

3

FRIDAY... my second favorite F word.

FOOD is the first, obviously.

2

You may avoid reality, but you can't avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.

5

Everywhere is walking distance.
If you have the time.

5

Only a dead fish follows the stream.

9

"How are you?"

A question everyone asks, but nobody really answers...

15

50% of your personality came out of your father's penis.

17

Sad thinks
that
Normal
is happy

9

I don't have any bad habits.

I am good at all of them.

140

To be read at my funeral:

Well, this is depressing.

2

I've been walking around all day thinking..

I think I have a problem, I think I think too much.

4

I once thought that fear was the existence of various possibilities, which cannot be predicted or even imagined.

Now I know that it is not. True fear is the possibility of the disappearing of possibilities.

2

When you're a child, to stop you from following the crowd you're assaulted with the line "If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?" but when you're an adult and to be different is suddenly a crime, people seem to be saying, "Hey. Everyone else is jumping off a bridge. Why aren't you?

3

Where time and love fail to heal your heart,
ice cream comes in.

4

Excuses can always out number your reasons. But your reasons should always outweigh your excuses.

9

Roses are red, ice cream is cold, get on your knees and do as you're told!

46

Religion is like praying for your house to get warmer when you're standing in front of the thermostat.

13

People who live in fear, rob themselves the joy of life.

11

A compass, a way to find yourself getting back home.

12

You shouldn't just read everything you believe.

135

Me: I won't get jealous.

Me: Who is this bitch?!

30

"you can never know what could happen so leave it for destiny. .."

6

Hairdresser: "do you like it?"

Me: "yes thank you."

*goes home and cries*

34

Watch what you say during heated arguments.
"I was just mad" doesn't change what was said.

3

3 words
8 letters
say it and I'm yours...

I got food?

2

It's not me,

it's you.

1

The one thing I look for in a girl is personality.

Just one personality!

6

That moment when you realize you do dumb things that you yourself said was dumb...!

2

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have anymore food and I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment.

63

If you love someone, let them sleep.

67

I need to find a job where I am paid solely on how awesome I am.

14

When someone is murdered, the police investigate the spouse first.

And that tells you everything you need to know about marriage.

20

Men have a basic understanding of complex ideas.

Women have a complex understanding of basic ideas.

42

There are only five things we need in life:

- good friends
- good job
- good food
- good sleep
- good _uck *

* whatever you're
thinking, it's right.

74

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MUSIC GENRES

Sentence: I SAW A FLOWER

RAP: Yo, I was hangin' with my muthafuckin' homies and we saw a muthafuckin' flowa' in a muthafuckin' garden.

POP: I saw a flower, I saw a flower, I saw a flower. It had blue petals; blue petals; blue petals.

ROCK: In fields where nothing grew but weeds I found a flower at my feet, bending there in my direction

EMO: I came across a beautiful flower but it FUCKING DIED.

METAL: ARSGYDSD FLOOOWWWWEEEERRR!!! AZBSVDHJSHDJD IN A FIELD!!!!!

174

According to statisticians the average person has 1 boob and one testical.

1

Nothing is exactly as it seems. Nor is it otherwise

1

Let me tell you something about crazy people...
The sex is incredible!

21

Getting head from an ugly person is pretty much like rock climbing; the golden rule is to never look down.

23

Mama said a penis is like an elbow...
don't put it on the table during lunch.

30

I like long walks on the beach and that thing you did with your mouth the other night.

29

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