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I see 2007 and think "oh 3 years ago" and then it hits me that it was 8 fucking years ago.

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This whole becoming an adult thing isn't working out for me.

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Twinkle, twinkle little star lead me to the nearest bar!

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If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

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My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.

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i was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while shopping and noticed this guy with a Slytherin ball cap looking at me. he eyed me up and down and said " 10 points to Gryffindor" winked and walked away.

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I'd pretend to give up porn for you

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romeo and juliet is not a love story. it's a 3 day relationship between a 17 and a 13 year old that resulted in the death of 6 people. seriously people did you read the book?

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if i worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day, i would put fake engagement rings in all the ladies glasses.

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