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YOUR FACE WOULD LOOK BETTER BETWEEN MY LEGS.

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and I drink to myself...

what a wonderful world

189

Manche Menschen sind wie Bücher.

Kennt man erst alle ihre Seiten will man nur noch zuschlagen.

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i look at people sometimes and think... really? that's the sperm that won?

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$(•_•) <) )/ All the single / \ ladies! (•_• ) \( (> All the single / \ ladies! ( •_•) <) )/ Oh oh oh! / \$

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CONGRATULATIONS

My tallest finger wants to give you a
standing ovation.

33

A Blind Man walks into a
bar.
And a table.
And a chair.

108

You make me smile...

And also super horny, but that's not the point.

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No way around it. People suck, sometimes.
Don't give up on the good ones, though.

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You can close your eyes to the things you don't want to see.

But you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel.

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Dear bitch, first of all you should know I am typing
this with my middle finger...

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the less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with.

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Having your back against the wall,
isn't always a bad thing.

Let me show you...

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they told me
I couldn't,

that's why I did.

129

Keep your face towards the sunshine
and shadows will
fall behind you.

126

Spiel nicht mit Herzen, oder denen die das mit deinem tun.

8

Desaströs

8

Vagina Jokes arn't funny.Period.

••••

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Nach der Intimrasur ein Aftershave benutzt - und schon war der Harlem Shake erfunden.

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While waiting for the right person, have fun with the wrong one.

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It's funny how people you meet in the weirdest ways are usually the most amazing.

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

959

better
to loose
a lover
than
to love
a loser

134

Dear Ex,

Please don't be fooled by Adele, you'll never find someone like me.

377

Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.

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An Ex is called an Ex
because they're an
EX-ample of who not to date next time.

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my ex has one very annoying habit.

breathing.

100

Oh, you're dating my ex?

Cool, I'm eating a sandwich.
Want those leftovers too?

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Dear Ex..

When you see me, i want you to recognize what you had, regret what you've lost, and realize what you're never getting back.

Sincerly Me

132

I'm too sexy for my ex •

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Karma is like 69. You get what you give.

102

10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion.

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.

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I do it because I can,

I can because I want to,

I want to because you said I couldn't. .

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I don't blame you, for being you, but you can't blame me for hating it •

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If you've driven my car that means I like you .

3

I wish I had boobs so people would stop making eye contact with me.

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