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I just hate when cashiers say "Will that be it for you?"

I want to say "Uh no, I'd like all of this invisible shit too."

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To the one who takes care of me when I'm sick and comforts me when I'm sad, Happy Mother's Day to Netflix.

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Happy Mother's Day to the iPad that is raising your children.

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The world is full of nice people. If you can't find one...

be one.

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I always start phone conversations with "my phone is about to die.." just so people don't waste my time.

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Don't stand around doing nothing. People will think you're the boss.

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You can be the king and take one boring step after another. While I'm the lady dancing all over the chess board screwing my royal household.

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A new study shows
I wasn't even paying attention.

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The moral compass keeps calibrating

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Dirty.

- All my thoughts.

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Life would be easier if the hairstyle, which we wake up in the morning, were fashionable

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Being male is a matter of birth. Being a man is a matter of age. But being a gentleman is a matter of choice

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Happy Mother's Day to the only person who stood between me and a life of crime.

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Of course size matters.....

Nobody wants a small cup of coffee.

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FURIOUS 6
THE LAST RIDE

FURIOUS 7
ONE MORE RIDE

FURIOUS 8
THE FINAL RIDE

FURIOUS 9
HOW DO WE STOP THIS FUCKING RIDE

FURIOUS 10
SOMEBODY PLEASE SEND HELP!

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Sometimes all you need is 500 million dollars

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If I had $1 for every time I got called beautiful, I'd have $1.

Thanks mom.

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do twins ever realise one of them was unplanned?

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dear people at public transport

1. please do not move my bag when you want to sit here. ask.
2. don't stare in to my phone, it's private. seriously. mind your own business.
3. don't stare at me. it's rude.

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black is colourful enough.

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Dear Zombies,

stop eating my brain, there's only little left.

Thank you.

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I'll pass it on to the smart people.

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I refuse to answer that on the grounds
I don't want to.

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I was going to work out, but then realized... this nap isn't going to take itself.

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I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere.

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whenever I'm traveling I always get tripped out at the fact that this is someones actual hometown like they know every back road and how to get everywhere and they've probably had tons of memories in this city

but I'm just someone passing by

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The thing about thuth is
it can be denied, not avoided.

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No one get more real than parents. They compliment you behind your back but talk shit to your face. That's real.

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In meiner Nachbarschaft gibts ein WLAN namens "Martin Router King"

Und was soll ich sagen?

I have a stream!

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I want to hold treasurous things. I want to always have a surprise inside of me. I always want to have someone who loves me. I want to be a fridge.

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