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don't stop believing

6

Think with your head..
not with your ass •

6

If muffins are just ugly Cupcakes...
does that mean Dolphins are just gay Sharks??

0_0

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Girls play so hard to get, because guys play so hard to keep •

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how fast is fast

3

how fast is fast

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six posts in a minute is fast

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Once you've been hurt, you're so scared to get attached again. You have this fear that everyone you like is gonna break your heart.

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my life.
my choices.
my mistakes.
my lessons.
not your business.

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Why can't the Morning News ever say..

"Today has been canceled. Go back to sleep."

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Sarcasm is humor with an attitude •

3

If only tea tastes like coffee..
i would love it •

3

Smile..

it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips •

^_^

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dear sbb:
fuck you mit dine verkürzte zugseinheiten!

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Pringles cans should have a twist mechanism like stick deodorant •

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you know you're a man when you have to use shampoo on your whole body.

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if your dad doesn't have a beard you have two moms

7

If you're trying to get someone to like you be yourself he/she should like you for you

2

don't do drugs

1

sun please!

4

BITCH I'LL BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER TO THE GROUND, NOW WHERE IS IT?!

sir, calm down, your toy is under the mcnuggets.

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Some days, the best thing about my job is that the chair spins.

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Monday
morning
Blues

6

In the morning, there's a huge difference between 7:00 and 7:05 •

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When life gets you down..
just slap some random person in the head and run like hell!!

;D

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live
jiu jitsu.
live
life.

1

Is your face from McDonalds?

because
I'm lovin it •

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PEACE
LOVE
JOY:):):)

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Girls only flirt with guys hoping to get their money

2

People just get dumber everyday

1

i spy an ugly face

2

hello... now get out of my way

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dear dad
move it fatty

love your
kids

1

Daddy mom said we had a brown remote i think your sitting on it

2

Oh crap my diaper is full

4

S-seven
C-crapy
H-hours
O-of
O-our
L-lives

2

1

Sleeping is the only time to feel real freedom...

because there are no rules in dreaming •

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Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.

Unless you' re in prison.

161

live life on the edge have some fun

5

I am me. Take it or leave it.

2

when there is nothing left to burn you have to set yourself on fire.

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MERRY CRISIS & A HAPPY NEW FEAR

127

You're just jealous, because the voices only talk to me!

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start eating healthy

2

Officially on the list •

Yaaay! ^_^

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GAY MARRIAGE is legal in 6 states, but having sex with a horse is legal in 23 states.

good going, america.

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Bite marks are love notes written in flesh.

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life is good

3

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I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life •

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i am as motivated as the guy who drew the japanese flag.

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Life Is About Kicking Ass Not Kissing It

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monday. monday. monday. monday. monday. saturday. sunday.

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TOO MUCH IS NEVER ENOUGH.

174

if japanese pop is jpop?

then is chinese rap, crap?

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3

PROVE
YOU
EXIST

2

BEAST
MODE

» ON

203

I HATE BEING
BIPOLAR
IT IS AWESOME

340

an eye for an eye would make the world blind.

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Your wish has been granted:

Double-Tap to like posts.

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STOP MAKING STUPID PEOPLE FAMOUS!

258

PROVE
YOU
EXIST

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I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life •

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