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when 3 people have sex, it's called threesome

when 2 people have sex, it's called twosome

now I understand why they call you handsome

27

You're "sorry", and I watch porn for story lines.

28

love
is the hand that holds yours
while the world tears itself apart.

25

Between what is said and not meant, and what is meant and not said, most of love is lost.

99

Just because some people are fueled by drama doesn't mean you have to attend the performance.

26

Boss: This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means?

Me: That it's only Wednesday

23

It's no secret that people who don't leave work during lunch are serial killers.

24

Sometimes, you just have to play the role of fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you.

131

If I could give you one thing in life, I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would you realize what a piece of shit you are.

9

Sleep is the only time we feel real freedom in life.

Because there are
no rules in the world of dreams...

113

Meet me in the hidden chamber of your mind, tangled in sweet memories. Teach me to forget. Tell me to let go.

21

When everything else fails, take a nap.

33

My therapist told me I was nuts. Or maybe he was just eating nuts.

Squirrels are quite confusing.

74

I may not be pretty or funny or know a lot but if you need someone to always mess stuff up and create crappy situations and generally be a wreck then hey I'm your girl

89

It wasn't perfect,
it didn't make sense,
but that was the
beauty of it.

118

Everyone wants to be heard in their silence

131

don't seek love to complete yourself.

otherwise you will lose yourself for someone who will only suck the life out of you.

15

I don't want just
words. If that's all you have for me, you'd
better go.

F. Scott Fitzgerald,
The Beautiful and
Damned

37

You're playing
with my mind again.
Turning thoughts
to tears, again.

29

To blame all muslims
for terrorists,
is like blaming all musician for
Justin Bieber.

30

People define you by your mistakes

1

first thing on my to do list is find my to do list.

1

WE CAN BE COOL, BUT WE CAN'T BE CLOSE

1

there are days
now and then i pretend
I'm okay

1

There comes a TIME when you realise you have been helping the wrong people

1

Sometimes silence is all you need. Don't get sucked in to other peoples drama.

1

I'M NOT STUPID.

AND SOMETIMES
I THINK THAT'S PART OF THE PROBLEM.

12

Sex jokes are not funny. I mean cum on people.

152

That mini heart attack when you text the wrong person.

48

Butterflies can't see their wings.

They can't see how beautiful they are, but everyone else can.

People are like that.

51

I just bought a new pair of sunglasses for whoever finds them in 3 weeks.

30

silent and listen are spelled with the same letters...

163

never be ashamed of a scar, it simply means you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you

12

Sorry, but your password must contain a capital letter, two numbers,
a symbol, an inspiring message, a spell,
a gang sign,
a hieroglyph and the blood of a virgin.

170

You put the "fun" in functional anxiety.

13

There's something wrong with your character if opportunity controls your loyalty.

109

If you see me eating a salad in a restaurant, I've been kidnapped and I am trying to signal you!

131

becoming me was the greatest creative project of my life

105

People come into your life for a reason. It's quite annoying.

19

If you love someone set them free, if you hate someone set them free.
Basically set everyone free and get a dog. People are stupid.

122

there is life outside the box.

and it has free cookies.

8

My girlfriend is angry at me, just because I wrote the pizza delivery guy another poem.

15

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