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morning sex evening sex good-night sex
shower sex sauna sex after-meal sex
in-front-of-TV sex
bored sex make-up sex I've-missed-you sex
after-work sex
monday sex tuesday sex wednesday sex...

I-love-you sex.

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Someone telling me to calm down when I was already calm unleashes a fury that not even hell can contain.

48

i'm not
anti-social.

i'm
anti-stupid.

195

When I was a child I was afraid of dark
Today, when I get the electricity bill, I feel a phobia of light

16

All I want in life is to lose weight and gain money.

Yet instead, here I am, gaining weight and losing money.

45

I wish I could Google search for things in my house.

70

Have you ever met the human version of migraine.

34

When the world feels too much.

Get your radio, your ipod, mp3, any fucking thing and turn that shit up, until you feel like you can take a breath without crying. Put your headphones in, and kick the bad thoughts out, until all you can hear is the beat, the tune, the lyrics.

32

there is always a wild side to an innocent face

182

Pros and Cons of making food...

Pros: food
Cons: making

14

You dont hate facebook, you just hate people.

20

I'm at work with my eyes open but I'm not participating.

19

Can february march?

No. But april may

310

Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.

102

I use sarcasm because it's illegal to kill

208

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

197

renamed my ipod the Titanic, so when i plug it in, it says "the Titanic is syncing" he he

57

Irony is 15 year old mothers using protective covers on their smartphones

101

Selfie is the proof that smartphone and internet have made people so alone that they don't find a friend who can take a pic.

66

until 0% battery do us part

77

I am one Candy Crush invite away from murdering someone.

90

i play the keyboard in a band called the internet

88

Quiet people have the loudest minds.

355

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself

226

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

286

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

363

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

583

I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night & when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.

In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

5

Seduce my mind, and my body is yours.

2

Single
by
choice

Just
not
my
choice

5

You inspire my inner serial killer •

55

Girls lose weight and their tits get smaller. Guys lose weight and their dicks look bigger... Not fair.

79

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point.
The glass is refillable.

127

She never looked nice.
She looked like art, and art wasn't supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something

66

tomorrow (noun)

a mystical land where 99 percent of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.

201

We have each other and everything else is background noise.

191

Of all the books in the world, the best stories are found between the pages of a passport.

265

You know it's cold out when you fall down and dent the ground with your nipples.

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