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Everything's a beta.

67

Close your eyes and you'll see it.

44

what's the difference between a homeless guy and a hipster?

-the iPhone

99

If I wanted to please everyone, I were born as Nutella

311

The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything.
They just make the best of everything.

13

Porn titles always lack depth and imagination. Yes, we all know college girl is trying anal for the 1st time, but what's her major? Her dreams?

151

Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE AND IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

22

The future is in your own hands and not in a crystalball

92

I spent the morning hanging up "Missing cat" posters. Now waiting to get pussy.

26

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day unless you have dinner with me.

97

Always love a women for her personality.

They have like 10, so you can choose.

145

McDonalds:

The best place to breakup with your girlfriend.

There are no sharp knives, forks or heavy plates & you can always hide behind a fat kid!

61

Some people are like chicken nuggets, they look good,

but deep inside, they are full of crap.

31

more bad decisions

more good stories

49

Just lick
it!

12

If you can't bite, dont show your teeth

3

The eyes are the nipples of the face

10

better
to loose
a lover
than
to love
a loser

173

don't give up on your dreams.

keep sleeping.

155

¿Cuándo voy a aprender? La solución a todos los problemas de la vida no está en el fondo de una botella.
¡Está en la TV!

1

i have bad news for anyone who's shaken my hand.

18

I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you, get ready for some crazy shit

40

Gonna put a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I am the star •

102

Home sweet mess.

264

I hope everyone gets rich and famous and will have everything they ever dreamed of, so they will know that it is not the answer

5

sex without love is better than no sex at all...

24

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a post
of yours

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