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My level of immaturity changes depending on who I am with.

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It's not a bad life, somtimes just a bad day.

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You don't have to compare youself to anyone to be happy.

8

I may not be everyone's cup of tea, but I'm someones double vodka!

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I like the type of people whose sense of humor may be described as "inappropriate with a chance of ruining family dinner."

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Some people appear to be good looking. Turns out that they're actually just young.

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"Need new haters, the old ones are starting to like me".

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I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid.
I really thought you already knew.

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No matter how serious life gets, you'll allways need the company of people you can be stupid with.

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Friends logic, let's go to a crowded bar or party to sociolize exclusively with ourselves.

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School is slowly killing me. Wasn't it supposed to educate me?

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I'm not sexy enough
for my shirt :(

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Oggi ho il blocco cosmico.

1

Lentezza urbana.

1

I only drink to make you interesting.

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Per molto meno di questo ho tolto il saluto.
mmery

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"I'd rather stay quiet than explain myself to people who don't give a shit".

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I know i'm good for something, just haven't figured it out in all these years.

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Creativity is Intelligence having fun.

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People
are strange.

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Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza...

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The best memories come from our craziest ideas and stupid things we do.

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BOLD IT

POST IT

DO IT

MAKES US

BOLDER

FASTER

BETTER

STRONGER

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A little less conversation a little more action please.

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smile today, cry tomorrow

(read this everyday)

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Don't be afraid to fail, the fear comes from not trying.

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Houston, we have a problem.

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"I like being alone, listening to music in my own world, away from all the bullshit in life".

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I think I don't think enough!

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Don't be afraid to fail, the fear comes from not trying.

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I hate this feeling,
To not feel at all.

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I'm not Cynical.

I'm just experienced.

••••

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Some people are like clouds.

When they disappear,
it gets a brighter day.

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less is more -more
or less

14

creativity can solve any problems

8

Quality means doing it right when no one is looking.

8

Some peolpe are so poor, all they have is money.

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Keeping it real is a full time job.
If only you could get payed for it.

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90% of my socks are single, and you don't see them crying about it

148

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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Do not have unprotected
text.

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sometimes all you need is 20 seconds of insane courage, 20 seconds of embarrassing bravery.

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If women ruled this world, there would be no wars.

Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

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DO NOT BELIEVE ALL THE THINGS YOU TELL YOURSELF
LATE AT NIGHT.

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beer makes you see double and feel single

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My friend said only onions made him cry, so I threw a melon at his face.

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Its too hot

*opens window*

in comes: 20 flies,
8 spiders,
17 daddy long legs,
50 moths,
3 dragons
and 12 Jehovahs witnesses.

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Eating cereal in the shower isn't saving me as much time as I thought.

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sleeping
naked burns more
calories

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