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One of the most cruel acts that a human can do to another human, is to cause a person to lose hope.

66

At a job interview: "What are your strengths?"

"I'm an optimist and a positive thinker."

"Can you give me an example?"

"Yes, when do I start?"

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Once a month
when everything
and everyone
just sucks.

34

One of the most cruel acts that a human can do to another human, is to cause a person to lose hope.

323

Dont make me choose between you and food because I would miss you.

333

The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success

213

Mirror:
you look cute

Front camera: what the fuck is that?!

69

7 billions smiles...
and yours is my favorite.

67

I'm glad you're learning to laugh at yourself.

That was kind of getting awkward for the rest of us.

2

MAYBE SHE'S BORN WITH IT,
MAYBE IT'S AN INSTAGRAM FILTER.

192

Sorry I vaccinated your baby while you were at yoga.

2

your age is the number of times you went around the sun...

232

I'm glad you're learning to laugh at yourself.

That was kind of getting awkward for the rest of us.

37

Attn Single
people:

If marriage was so great, there would be 6 people online right now.

19

Either I'm in love or i'm in trouble.

178

True love is when you split food with someone and you give them the bigger half.

79

You know, long distance relationships are so hard, especially since my boyfriend lives in the future!

197

may the bridges I burn light the way

205

in interview

2

Porn is so unrealistic. I just took a shower with my boyfriend and all he did was stand in the corner shivering for 20 minutes while he handed me a bunch of shampoos.

131

Es wär glaub sho na geil es ATP zsi, denn müesstisch nie schlafe.

5

If the
heart is
not a bone,
why does it break?

3

what if the best is yet to come and this was only the first part of the run...

161

I like the idea that someone, somewhere is made for you, forever.

225

sad people
love the rain
because they are
no longer crying alone

216

Time to go to bed.

I have a life to pretend to have tomorrow.

222

Dear Life

Please stop fucking me in broad daylight.
I would much rather prefer it under the cover of darkness.

yours sincerely
me

173

It's
Pink
Wednesday!

90

The word "Listen" has the same letters as the word "Silent".

"So Shut Up"

249

getting no message is also a message...

258

Don't be ashamed of who you are.

That's your parents job.

270

for halloween this year we should all just dress up as who we really are

nobody would recognize anyone

211

Love what you have before life teaches you to love what you've lost.

284

I'm really bad at sleeping

15

Ironically, the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the liver.

417

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?... That's common sense leaving your body.

395

Dear Ex..

When you see me, i want you to recognize what you had, regret what you've lost, and realize what you're never getting back.

Sincerly Me

388

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

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Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

326

life is what happens when you put your phone down.

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My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

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Effective immediately:

Boldness Points can be cashed in at the end of each month for 100:1 ratio in US Dollars.

84

I'm one of the nicest assholes you could ever hope to meet.

77

Let me tell you a bit about my background...

Well, It's green.

80

HERE'S TO THE GIRLS who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather wear sweatpants instead of skinny jeans. Who don't get all the guys. Who aren't "popular" but feel like it, when they're with friends. Here's to the girls LIKE ME!

79

Fuck what they say.
Watch what they do.

74

May all your ups and downs be between the sheets.

70

$I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them$

102

Sometimes I use big words I don't always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

92

When a man says you're ugly, he's just being mean. When a woman says you're ugly, she's just jealous. When a child says you're ugly, you're ugly.

139

Being famous on Instagram is like being rich on Monopoly.

121

i wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says "haha, good one!" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.

23

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

32

The best mind altering drug is truth

63

still looking for a bold relationship with no strings attached.....

1

death by chocolate! happy days or what!

1

90% of my socks are single, and you don't see them crying about it

148

currently...
I'm fucking busy
-and unfortunately it's not the other way around.

93

lover of the light
in the dark.

49

I hate this feeling,
To not feel at all.

61

When guys wait for the perfect girl, it's Playboy's fault.

When girls wait for the perfect guy, it's Disney's fault.

123

THIS IS THE BEGINNING
OF
ANYTHING
YOU WANT.

112

Eating cereal in the shower isn't saving me as much time as I thought.

65

If the
heart is
not a bone,
why does it break?

15

WE'RE ALL TOURISTS ON DESTINATION EARTH

17

When your username slowly becomes your real name....

...muhaha.

23

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back,
so now I live in constant fear.

25

if you think women are the weaker sex try pulling the blankets back to your side

94

The most Ominous message I have *ever* received in Any social medium:

NSA is now following you

9

Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet.

122

i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.

533

It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them-

The police call it indecent exposure, but whatever...

81

Marrige is a matter of give and take, and so far I haven't find anybody who will take what I have to give!

1

I'd like to offer moral support, but I have questionable morals.

95

I love you so much I want to move to a country where I can legally own you

276

I just took a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

360

How am I meant to control my life I can’t even control my hair

254

Hey there Friday,
I've been waiting to see your sexy ass since Monday...let's do this.

316

Release Your Inner Badass.

305

I wish my pillow could collect my dreams and when I wake up I could plug it into my computer and watch them over again •

63

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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We'll always be friends, you know too much.

132

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

159

STRESSED

spelled
backward
is

DESSERTS

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