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whenever I buy new clothes I take them home and I'm just like yo what the fuck did I wear before I had this.

13

There are better days coming.

They're called friday, saturday and sunday.

7

I hope you step on a Lego.

69

Dream.

Learn.

Discover.

3

I swear if my
memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

231

Brüste sind wie Lego. Für Kinder gemacht, aber Männer spielen damit.

22

if you cannot find peace within yourself, you will never find it anywhere else.

73

What Susie says
of Sally
says more of Susie
than of Sally.

Remember that.

164

WHAT WOULD
BATMAN
DO
?

19

I have an idea.

You sit back, you relax and you die unnoticed.

69

Seek respect, not attention.
It lasts longer.

41

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them:-)

32

The greatness of a nation and the morals of its people can be judged by the way it treats its animals.

-GHANDI

41

maybe I'm nobody, but nobody is perfect

50

I use sarcasm because it's illegal to kill

208

I'm not evil,

I'm sarcastically
inspired

42

Bellende Hunde sind nicht gut gekocht!
[chinesisches Sprichwort]

2

oh justin, another
hard day
at the
office?

8

I love that stage
in a friendship where you can start insulting them.

38

I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD

(unfortunately
it's Buddha)

140

Don't get on my nerves.
I'm running Out of places to hide the bodies.

17

Extremists have shown what frightens them most. A girl with a book.

Malala Yousaf

54

10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion.

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.

279

finding moral?

sorry. it doesn't exist anymore.

3

There's an ancient birth control secret. It's called "keep your legs together.

132

I wish I had boobs so people would stop making eye contact with me.

146

I rather have extra fries than exercise.

34

I rather have extra fries than exercise.

3

I dont get Drunk
-
I get Awesome

13

Orange is the new black!

13

daddy always said, if boys don't like you, they are gay.

20

The history of humanity is the history of insanity.

21

Life is too short for ejecting USB sticks.

41

fail in love

34

you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night.

16

the center of a donut is 100% fat-free.

21

My heart and my brain only agree on one thing..

Food •

157

Let's go camping.

In a hotel.
With a pool. And a spa.

136

Raise your words, not voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder.

42

I love the kind of hugs where you can physically feel the sadness leaving your body.

62

The most amazing people are the ones that don't speak much, but when they do, they shut up a lot of mouths.

295

I don't approve of political jokes

I've seen too many of them get elected.

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