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My doctor told me to watch my drinking so I found a few places with mirrors behind the bar.

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If you ever feel powerless, remember that a single one of your pubic hairs can shut down a whole restaurant.

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the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else

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have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered...

"who ties your shoelaces for you?"

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Summer is here. I'm so excited. I wet my plants.

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Sometimes it feels like the only thing I can count on, are my fingers.

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You are a magical clump of atoms on a tiny rock spinning around a star.

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middle fingers up if you dont give a fuck

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I want to write a book that goes down like a shot of flaming absinthe.

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the question is not what you look at, but what you see

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your mind needs as much exercise as your body. thats why I think about jogging every day

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If you lived in my butt, I would never fart, cause you're the shit.

10

A
Fart
Is a message
from the brain to Explain
There's A Load coming on the next Train eeewww

13

Happiness
comes from within..
that's why it feels good to fart •

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Three people sleeping together is called a threesome.

Two people sleeping together is a twosome.

Guess that's why people call me handsome.

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I WANT TO HAVE TEXT WITH YOU.

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Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

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You remind me of my big toe, cause i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

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I just awesomed all over the place.

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justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.

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If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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We don't travel to escape life,

we travel to not let life escape us.

@xuemeirhodin

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If you look like your passport photo, the likelihood is that you need the holiday

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