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Lessons i've learned today:

Never start a Discussion with a Attention Whore, her Male Followers will fill your Postbox with stupid Insults.

5

Listening to a bird is like listening to a woman.

Nice voice but impossible to understand.

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Dear Girl on Facebook, of course you could show your Cleavage in Social Networks as often as you want.

It's the only interesting Thing about you.

14

Amazed.
Suprised.
Satisfied.
Understanding.
Sad.

The Word "Oh" fits nearly into every Situation and Emotion.

14

I like the idea that someone, somewhere is made for you, forever.

225

New Android Version

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It's been almost 3 years since the end of the world in 2012.

152

I am a very protective person when it comes to those I care about...

Play nice or prepare to be fucked in the ass with a pineapple

10

When others did my Homework i wasn't lazy, i just outsourced my Intelligence to keep my Focus on other Things.

9

Tonight is the Night...i meet my Mother after six Years. I'm a nervous Wreck...

17

I am a very protective person when it comes to those I care about...

Play nice or prepare to be fucked in the ass with a pineapple

10

Sometimes Life didn't go as we expected or wished for. It takes Time to make things better, but it's important to do the first Step.

I'm glad that i made the first one and so is she.

10

actually, we are created to love each other.

simple.
and so hard to do too.

131

This Moment, when you hear a Coverversion of a Song you like and the only Thing you wanna do is to puke

3

Der Kunde ist zwar König, benimmt sich aber selten wie einer.

8

your bumper sticker will not change my mind

78

I am so jealous of people who get to travel the world

22

Films
with
happy
endings,
make
me sad.

24

Someone

exactly

like

you

17

That moment between Netflix episodes where you see your reflection on the black screen and wonder what the fuck you're doing with your life

234

Searching for old Friends and/or People you used to know on Facebook....sometimes it's weird to see how they changed after all these Years

8

* * * *
* * *
Decembrrr
* * *
* * * *

11

And here starts another week without me being rich or famous.

182

"We will not raise the Taxes."

-Random Politician

13

This Feeling, when you Bold something and the People like and repost it like crazy.

11

Waving goodbye to the last of the summer red. See you next year, you sexy beast.

17

You weren't a Happy End, you were the End of Happiness.

7

My Smartphonescreen is brighter than your Future

109

A fuck must be earned. I can't go down the street with a bucket of fucks, giving them out to everyone.
If I feel that you've earned it, I will give a fuck.

321

This Moment, when a good Friend reveals a Secret and you wish that he never told you this.

14

What said my Hand to your Butt?

SLAP!

5

This Moment, when you want to bold something deep and the only Color you can use is Pink

6

I tried Love. It tastes bitter.

7

I brought the pub to me. It's full of Scandal, cider and crossword puzzles.

12

I
am
so
done
with
wishing

15

Well, now I feel
all warm and
fuzzy and cosy
and loved.

It's way too
early for that shit.

12

I want to talk to you.

Even if I know you won't benefit from my words.
I want you to know
they're honest and true and always here.

8

You're so damn stupid, even a Idiot seems smart next to you.

3

If my Life would be a Tape Deck, i would rewind the Cassette and play you the same Shit you've told me before.

3

Es ist unglaublich traurig,

wie viel
Ich vermisse dich!
in ein
Wie geht's dir?
passt.

6

Where
would
I be
now
if
we
never
met?

7

Weekend, let's make the Best of the Days we have together...stay long in Bed, chill and Party hard!

4

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years? no one can be sure

5

Don't change.

I like you just the way you are.

11

Why i like to Bold? Because you can share your thoughts and feelings and get something in return. I get another Point of View and at the same Time People read and think about my Words, maybe they speak about them. So, thanks for the Inspiration and for sharing your thoughts.

16

I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things.

6

My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.

222

$Don't get me wrong If I split like light refracted I'm only off to wander Across a moonlit mile$

4

Death is a powerful Teacher. It reminds you take care of yourself and teaches you to appreciate the Time you have on Earth.

31

An unexpected delivery of flowers, has the power to make my day.

11

I'm one of those people, who, even if I have been friends with someone for years, still has that little doubt inside, that thinks "they're just pretending to like me."

It's taken me a long time to realise, that perhaps they aren't.

10

soon as you realize love is in the air, somebody farts.

203

"What if...?"...a Question you ask yourself for two Reasons: when you see a real Chance to do it or as a summary after you've failed.

5

Gay, straight, who cares?

Love is equal!

6

Happy birthday to me.

14

Do you have a Headache? Take some Bolds, your Head will thank you later.

Discover the Boldfactor.

3

I confess, i'm a Bold-Addict

5

Sometimes,
even Google
can't help you.

221

My entire body actually hurts, for Brazil.
How embarrassing..

6

Don't cry, Brasil. There will be better Days for you.

6

Perhaps
I don't get even

Perhaps you just get what you deserve

10

You make me smile...

And also super horny, but that's not the point.

363

Matchday:

BRA - GER

Do it again, Germany!

4

8.5.2014

7

Time flies when you're constantly thinking about what you can Bold.

12

I just took a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

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Ich bin eine Frau, soll ich es buchstabieren?

G Ö T T I N

4

I'm not made for
todays standards, sadly..
I still believe in passion, chivalry and true love •

8

I wish you would listen closer to the songs I play. The lyrics are the words I fail to say.

224

I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty

and I could not have described it any better

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Bold is like a supermarket where you shop for words.
Where friends are the loyalty points, and best of all, there's no price to pay.

25

I REALLY don't understand people who don't want to eat!

8

Smiling is contagious, and like a homeopathic version of happy pills. Spread liberally and increase dosage, as needed.

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Smiling is contagious, and like a homeopathic version of happy pills. Spread liberally and increase dosage, as needed.

5

Sunday Noon: Sittin' on the Sofa, watchin' DVD, checkin' my Phone for the newest Bolds...today is a good Day.

5

Dear People of the World,

I don't mean to sound slutty, but please use me whenever you want.

Sincerly,
Grammar

4

IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR ME I'M SLEEPING....
IT'S SUNDAY

NOW PISS OFF

4

You look good but it needs a Brain to be sexy

8

When i was a Kid, i often had this one Dream, i'm flying through the Night, watching the World from above, far away from
all Trouble, Fear and Pain. It made me happy.

I want this Dream back, i want to feel happy again.

7

The only Pill that would make me Happy is the one that brings you back to life.

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The only Pill that would make me Happy is the one that brings you back to life.

127

Those who snore always fall asleep first.

205

I can think of absolutely no acceptable situation where a grown man should be taking a bathroom mirror selfie.

211

Don't be sad laundry,
no one is doing me either

222

I'm having one of those days that's not a Saturday.

233

My love is like a candle.

If you forget me, I'll burn your house down.

353

I'm not interested in where you work, or what you wear, or what your favorite color is, I'm interested in what you think.

266

I wanna be there when karma
ass-fucks you with a cactus.

1

A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear.

Unless it's 3am.

And you're home alone.

And you don't have a baby.

427

I love you so much
that I would tell you
if I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet.

224

Fuck
Facebook.

Fuck
Instagram.

I wanna be Bold.

2

I wanna be there when karma
ass-fucks you with a cactus.

22

Does running away from problems count as exercise?

14

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?... That's common sense leaving your body.

395

On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese.
I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table, and onto the floor.
And then my poor meatball, rolled out the door...

178

I like to be alone.
But I would rather be alone with you.

523

bock auf candle light döner?

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