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A home is not a home until you've read a good book in it

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A long time ago we had EMPIRES run by EMPERORS.

Then we had KINGDOMS run by KINGS.

Now we have COUNTRIES ....

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This sexy girl at the bar said she wanted me to make her scream with just two fingers...

...so I poked her in the eyes.

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The biggest scam in Life:

Paying taxes on money you make

Taxes on money you spend

And taxes on things you own that you already paid taxes on with already taxed money.

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I hate when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun

You don't need running shoes to run but it fucking helps

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I seriously need a speed bump between my brain and my mouth

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If you don't drink lots of gin, how will your friends know you love them at 2am?

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These days kids speak as though they are using English as a second language...But they have no First language

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