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Today, 2 year olds can unlock an iPhone, open and close their favorite apps all by themselves.

When I was that age,
I was eating dirt.

617

I'm not made for
todays standards, sadly..
I still believe in passion, chivalry and true love •

46

Try to be less of a fucking piece of shit than you were yesterday.

- Buddha

531

I love gay people.
Or as I sometimes call them, "people."

107

until 0% battery do us part

337

sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

27

It was called
"falling" in love for
a reason, because inevitably you crashed
at the bottom •

16

No reason to stay is a good reason to go •

71

You don't need bigger boobs..
you need to read better books •

24

If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphillis!

407

Sometimes
I get so weird,
I even freak myself out •

10

I wanna do it again •

12

..turning the page •

8

Everyone who uses LOL, OMG and LMAO can SMD.

18

Favorite type of music to play during sex?

You.

198

Humility is not thinking less of yourself, it's thinking of yourself less.

C. S. Lewis

239

Roses are red Violets are blue Instead of someting romantic,
I hope you enjoyed these gardening facts.

28

If I get a little
prettier, can
I be your
baby?

8

Showing cleavage doesn't fix your face •

11

Guess it's only fair to throw monopoly money at strippers with fake boobs.

38

No matter what kind of instant noodles you buy, they all taste like poverty and loneliness.

181

Your tattoo says
'only god can judge me'
yet here I am •

16

if you walk a mile in my shoes you'll end up at the bar.

199

Believe nothing you hear,
half of what you see, &
everything you feel.

3

"How do you know when it's over?"

"Maybe when you feel more in love with your memories than with the person standing right in front of you."

256

Legend says, when you can't sleep at night, it's because you're awake in someone else's dream.

2

I am going to miss you so much. I can't believe when we say "goodbye" to each other it is for real this time. Our journey together is ending. It is time. It is time move on. My heart is screaming no, but my brain is thinking rationally and is reminding me to accept the reality that this is over. The hope is gone.

7

and we danced and we cried and we laughed and had a
really really
really good time

17

And all we can do is have a little faith and hope for the best.

10

~•~
One day you will
learn how to give
and receive love
like an open window and it will
feel like summer
every day.

25

i will be happy, with or without you

4

the world has always been falling apart.
so relax.

3

In youth we learn,
in age we understand.

1

true happiness is the best revenge

2

I really love you

1

But I love to play the blame game, I love you, more
Let's play the blame game for sure.
Let's call out names, names, I hate you, more
Let's call out names, names, for sure.

1

I tried to be kind but it's so much easier to be cruel.

2

I just want a girl that let's me drive Matchbox cars over her naked body and make vroom vroom noises.

6

Most of the time, life will FUCK you and you'll just have to change position and enjoy it somehow.

14

Sorry, but your password must contain a capital letter, two numbers,
a symbol, an inspiring message, a spell,
a gang sign,
a hieroglyph and the blood of a virgin.

200

not single but in love with freedom

127

Sometimes,
loving too much
is a huge mistake •

20

The only thing we learn from history is that we don't learn from history.

166

100% of non-
smokers die too.

184

Irony is 15 year old mothers using protective covers on their smartphones

194

If you're
happy and you know it thank your ex •

8

So, a man walks into a bar with a monkey wearing a taxedo. I forgot the rest of the joke but your girlfriend is a whore.

33

beautiful things don't ask for attention

159

Everytime you find some humor in a difficult situation,
you win •

27

Love is such a lousy game •

9

spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon

82

I knocked out a guy who said bacon sucks. No one talks about my friends that way

82

Sometimes we struggled through
a tasteless coffee till the last sip and find sugar lying at the bottom..
that's life always sweetened but sometimes
not stirred •

9

Why is it called 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll •

35

It's not the dress that makes you look fat....

... it's the fat!

121

I just read an article on my ipad about the evils and dangers of drinking.
I think I'll stop--reading.

68

It's important to make someone happy..
and it's more important to start with yourself •

16

The longer the wait, the sweeter the kiss •

24

Always love a women for her personality.

They have like 10, so you can choose.

145

BACON:

the main reason you are not vegetarian •

10

I don't need you to fix me..
I need you to love me while I fix myself •

34

How do you run from what's inside your head?

11

WISH
YOU WERE BEER.

11

Distance is just a space in between..
it's only as far apart as our hearts will let it •

12

I suggest we have a couple of drinks before we go out drinking.

16

Being famous on Instagram is like being rich on Monopoly.

121

Yaay!!
Pink font
on a black background •

8

they say, 1 out of every 3 people cheat in a relationship.

not sure if it's my husband or my boyfriend

89

The most honest compliment of a man?

A boner.

15

And then all
of a sudden
she changed..
She came back
a completely
different person..
With a new mindset,
a new outlook, a new soul..
The girl that once cared way too much about everyone and everything, no longer cared at all •

14

out of all the lies i've told, 'just kidding!' is my favourite.

94

I may not always be right, but i am never wrong

8

This year I'm secretly stuffing the turkey with marijuana so everyone can relax and enjoy my cooking for once.

63

Take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures •

17

it's so fucking cold out, I just keyed someones car with my nipples by accident

57

Some people
are like slinkies..
not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs •

8

Worried I am wasting my life worrying about wasting my life.

74

MADIBA

+

42

International red lipstick day •

12

Do something naughty to someone nice •

13

life isn't a fairytale.

if you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

71

I finally found love..

..on page 566 in the dictionary •

34

I like to hang out at city sights and ask strangers if they'd take a picture of me and when they say yes, I hand them a stunning hardcover portrait.

12

Whatever
makes you feel bad, leave it..
whatever makes you smile, keep it •

27

Gonna put a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I am the star •

102

it's not you...

it's me.

but it's mostly you.

72

I don't always have the time to read a good book but when I do, I don't.

22

Happiness is the highest
level of success •

47

Your body
makes you sexy, your smile makes you pretty, but your personality is
what makes you beautiful •

18

Stop stressing yourself out over bitches who aren't better than you on your worst day •

12

Sometimes
you have to get
to know someone
really well to realize
you're really strangers •

25

Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over.

69

The difference between 'like', 'love', and 'in love', is the same as the difference between 'for now', 'for a while' and 'forever' •

30

If you
bring me coffee without having to ask..
then I love you •

13

It's not
who you
want to spend
Friday night with..
it's who you want to spend all day Saturday
with •

10

If time is all I had, I'd waste it all on you.

86

You're never fully dressed without a smile •

11

If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me and escape •

7

Let's be nothing..
I heard it lasts forever •

14

Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously dont know what to do with them in the bedroom.

100

when in doubt, call the shots.

34

Inner
beauty
is great..
but a little mascara never hurts •

19

They asked me for drugs, so I told them about your smile.

119

No, you aren't fat, you have just about the perfect size to flirt with whales.

27

my ex has one very annoying habit.

breathing.

96

Maybelline
makes eyelashes appear four
times longer..
Maybelline should make condoms •

32

I dont know what they are called, the spaces between seconds but I think of you always in those intervals.

69

there are people still breathing because i can't afford a hitman..

76

You can kill the dreamer but you can't kill the dream.

90

I wanted to start a revolution but general laziness tied me with his evil powers to my chair and forced me to eat ice cream.

83

Waved to my ex today, next time I might use all my fingers.

108

Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

170

the brain is the most important human organ, it works 24/7/365.
from the beginning of your life till the moment you fall in love...

157

Can't Stop Drinking About You

95

It may be the wrong decision, but fuck it, its mine.

88

The synonym for reality is offline.

102

Make fear work for you. Don't let it just sit there making you crazy. Give it a job.

70

Better hit from the Bong then banged by her Dong

46

leave my head
or
start paying rent

118

everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.

115

love
is an optional epilogue

53

sleeping
naked burns more
calories

81

i
win.

5

give
the
storm
a chance.

49

currently...
I'm fucking busy
-and unfortunately it's not the other way around.

93

all I want is what I'm worth.

80

what if birds aren't singing and they're screaming because they are afraid of heights...

103

The best mind altering drug is truth

63

if you think women are the weaker sex try pulling the blankets back to your side

94

THIS IS THE BEGINNING
OF
ANYTHING
YOU WANT.

112

Eating cereal in the shower isn't saving me as much time as I thought.

65

cheers to the men we love
and the jerks we got.

61

maybe you just have to live for the small things, like being called pretty or someone picking up the pen you dropped or laughing so hard that your stomach hurts. maybe thats all that really matters at the end of the day.

101

lets have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.

125

I have forever to never see you again

2

Real pirates use a chainsaw

Hrrr Hrrr Hrrr

6

took a nude photo of myself. with the lights off.

you're welcome.

131

better
to loose
a lover
than
to love
a loser

134

Push me up against a wall and do what you like.

88

Music is life. That's why our hearts have beats.

140

Trying
to
remember
to
forget.

95

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