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I hate when you open the fridge and can't find what you were looking for.

Like happiness and perfect abs.

87

What lies behind us,
what lies before us,
are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

142

Past friendships haunt my phones contact list like ghosts. The names & numbers like epitaphs on gravestones.

132

Sometimes it feels like the only thing I can count on, are my fingers.

192

DIFFICULT ROADS
OFTEN LEAD
TO BEAUTIFUL
DESTINATIONS

213

Be careful who you make memories with, those things can last forever.

235

the question is not what you look at, but what you see

147

your mind needs as much exercise as your body. thats why I think about jogging every day

152

on a scale of 1 to 10 i give America
1776.

76

I've been waiting all winter to start complaining about the summer heat.

156

to avoid criticism say nothing, do nothing, be nothing.

162

he who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool

87

PLEASE DO NOT FEED
THE FEARS

109

I like mysteries so I decided to become one.

137

we know too much, and are convinced of too little

81

Learn to appreciate silence in a world that never stops talking.

155

Light is easy to love.

Show me your darkness.

175

Whatever happens..

Don't use the bathroom in your dreams..

It's a setup!

116

If you think I talk too much, let me know..

So we can talk about it!

115

I TRY TO BE A
NICE PERSON...
BUT SOMETIMES
MY MOUTH
DOESN'T
COOPERATE.

219

I'm not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces every now and then.

167

The oceans are the heartbeat of the world.

96

Every time I put my phone on silent, it decides to play 'hide and seek'

140

I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

151

I call my wallet a nonprofit organization.

107

Honesty
is better than sugar coated bullshit.

113

you decide whether you're alone or by yourself.

it's just two different places in your head for the same thing.

101

I used to think you were my happily ever after, but now I've realized that you were only my once upon a time.

121

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.

88

I get far too little credit for all the things I don't say.

132

Sometimes
sharing a
shower is all we can do to
help the environment

102

My boss told me to have a nice day. So I went home.

171

I don't know if I'm hungry, but I'm going to eat anyway...just in case

110

If you are going to be weird,
be confident about it.

117

There is no more slippery a slope than the path of least resistance.

54

most people love sunsets

only because they're too sleepy to watch the sunrise

119

If you are not content today there is nothing you can buy this weekend to change that.

62

I haven't lost my mind... half of it just wandered off, and the other half went looking for it...

132

Use your madness to create your masterpiece.

125

Might wake up early and go running but I also might win the lottery, the odds are about the same

95

If you think missing me is hard,
you should try missing
you

116

I am under no obligation to make sense to you

110

be mine or make me yours

119

Even if there was no gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.

117

Today would be a great day to leave a note on a random car saying: " I know what you did"

117

I ordered a life alert bracelet, if I ever get a life I'll be notified immediately.

91

Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do but it gets you nowhere.

~ Glen Turner

8

I'm not great at advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

108

Creativity is intelligence having fun

12

take my advice!

I don't use it anyway...

8

a pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity;

an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

7

If you think the Mount Everest is high, come and see my Mount Laundry!

105

I know the voices aren't real but man do they come up with some great ideas

117

How many selfies does it take to get to the center of attention?

28

How many selfies does it take to get to the center of attention?

8

If you ever feel sad remember that there's a number you can call and a pizza will be there in 30 minutes.

113

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