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And if I asked you to name all the things you love, how long would it take to name yourself ?

98

But fortune comes later....
Not just good but greater..

19

So many likes when all you need is love

27

So many likes when all you need is love

18

ALRIGHT....
WHO PUSHED THE FAST FORWARD BUTTON ON MY WEEKEND..??

31

Donald Trump.
Donald T.
Don T.
don't.

120

a friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and sings it back to you when you have forgotten how it goes...

14

I'm sorry you're upset after finding out the world doesn't revolve around you...

Here, let me pour you a nice cup of get the fuck over it

130

Excuse me, you dropped something..What??
My jaw

15

Psychology says, you're not afraid to love, you're afraid of not being loved back.....

104

auf dem Boden der Tatsache liegt eindeutig zu wenig Glitzer

58

Sometimes
sharing a
shower is all we can do to
help the environment

102

MAY
YOUR
CHOICES
REFLECT
YOUR
HOPES
NOT
YOUR
FEARS

155

I get far too little credit for all the things I don't say.

132

THOSE WHO STIR THE SHITPOT SHOULD LICK THE SPOON

94

HOME IS WHERE YOUR BAUCH DOESN'T HAVE TO BE EINGEZOGEN

73

The more your mind is confused, the more you should listen to your heart.

173

A penny
for your thoughts,
5 bucks if they are dirty.

112

I don't believe in guilty pleasures. If you fucking like something,

like it.

104

Brains are the new tits.

122

stupid autocorrect

you always end up posting some thong you didn't Nintendo.

57

embrace the glorious mess
that
you are...

19

I do not spew profanities.

I enunciate them properly like a fucking lady.

89

Cause everything is never as it seems•••

10

a friend isn't your friend until they defend you in your absence

168

A group of kids is called a migraine.

111

It's okay.

My comebacks are as epic as my fuck-ups.

120

Kiss me like your ex is watching

211

We're all
mad here.

163

Sarcasm and orgasm. Two things most people don't get. Those who do are smiling right now.

197

Unter der Dusche fast beim Gähnen ertrunken!

Leben am Limit!

48

Unter der Dusche fast beim Gähnen ertrunken!

Leben am Limit!

54

My favorite thing about summer is having a valid excuse for my excessive sweating.

29

Birth Control Pills should be for men. It makes much more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

45

I would love to help you pick out which summer clothes you're not allowed to wear anymore.

23

Sometimes it feels like the only thing I can count on, are my fingers.

192

Never tell a girl she looks better with or without makeup, just tell her she looks nice and shut the fuck up.

39

es heisst geben und nehmen. nicht nehmen und gehen.

44

Thank you for being the reason I smile.

40

One of the most cruel acts that a human can do to another human, is to cause a person to lose hope.

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One of the most cruel acts that a human can do to another human, is to cause a person to lose hope.

323

I'm not crazy, I'm just mentally advanced!

59

I'm not crazy, I'm just mentally advanced!

14

I feel like I know you so much better ever since you sneezed all over my face.

16

black is colourful enough.

74

That urge you get to write "No one gives a shit" on someone's status.

46

Dream date:

take me to the mall

give me $2000

leave

25

I often think that

the night
is more
alive
and more
richly colored

than the day

5

The world is full of nice people. If you can't find one...

be one.

324

I'm to the point that I don't even care my foot is hanging off the end of my bed. Come get me, demons, I'm already in hell.

9

Not everyone you lose is a loss..

Unless it's me, then you just fucked up.

59

never ruin a good day by thinking of a bad yesterday

let it go •

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Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house...

278

C'EST
LA
FUCKING
VIE

231

I'm a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness.

33

I'm to the point that I don't even care my foot is hanging off the end of my bed. Come get me, demons, I'm already in hell.

35

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: "don't be sad", "he's not worth it", "you deserve better" and so on.

76

coffee makes
the morning.

having sex too.

54

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think "oh shit it's the cops"?

105

I don't stand too close to other people in a picture, in case I want to crop them out later.

36

spermanent

26

Truth;
why have you abandoned me?

83

happimess

53

kiss me like
you want to
taste my
words.

19

What is truly beautiful to you, once,

is beautiful,
to you,always.

34

Here's to all the people who still care even when their own heart is hurting, who give til they have nothing more to give, who don't walk away when you were wrong, but instead stand by and defend you just because you're you.

33

when
nothing
goes
right,

go
left.

275

If I wanted to please everyone, I were born as Nutella

121

bad decisions make good stories

423

Find someone who knows you're not perfect but treats you
as if you are.

182

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

312

Sorry ladies, but I already got my eyes on a woman who's not interested.

125

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!

64

You make me smile...

And also super horny, but that's not the point.

203

I never needed you. I wanted you.

There's a difference.

185

Never explain yourself.

Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe it.

28

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone.

106

Sorry ladies, but I already got my eyes on a woman who's not interested.

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