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Am schlimmsten ist das Gefühl, wenn man plötzlich bemerkt, dass man aus Versehen schwarz fährt.

13

How do you make two intelligent people feel dumb?
Add feelings.

13

Mein Leben ist eine Bad Taste Party und Mutter weigert sich mich früher abzuholen.

13

Your dad probably didn't read any parenting books before you were born, but when he gets a new microwave he reads the manual cover to cover.

16

Wenn man Bock hat alles hinzuschmeissen, aber alles liegt schon auf dem Boden.

20

Trying to explain how I feel now, is like trying to hug smoke...

78

isn't it funny
how we slowly turn into bitter ones,
while we try to become
better ones?

52

Expect nothing.
Appreciate everything.

75

I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life.

70

The hardest thing in life is to learn which bridge to cross and which to burn

82

We are living in the age of global warming and human coldness.

88

I wish I had as much confidence as our cat does when he licks his ass in the middle of a room full of people.

68

just saw a guy at starbucks.
no iphone, no tablet, no laptop.

he just sat there drinking coffee.

fucking psychopath.

113

I've seen enough porn to understand the meaning of life.

58

One of these days,
I'm going to go on vacation and forget to come back

58

None are so empty as those who are full of themselves

84

If you don't swear when you drive then you aren't paying enough attention to the road

80

keep calm and disappoint your family

76

am krassesten sind leute, die morgens ihr bett machen.

16

Be happy when the world doesn't want you to be

75

Because my love for you is beyond words, I decided to shut up.

88

Ich kann nicht jedem, der "Die können den Kaffee hier doch nicht für 3 Euro verkaufen!" sagt, den Kapitalismus erklären. Können die nämlich.

12

Hitting a wall might be the first step in making a breakthrough

87

We hear a lot from those who have nothing to say.

71

Die achte Todsünde: Im Weg stehen.

15

I may not be pretty or funny or know a lot but if you need someone to always mess stuff up and create crappy situations and generally be a wreck then hey I'm your girl

89

the nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does

97

Germans don't do compliments.

17

You guys I did it. I finally did it. I ran out of shampoo and conditioner at the same time

83

Autocorrect has not yet learned how much I swear and how little I talk about ducks.

87

MAY
YOUR
CHOICES
REFLECT
YOUR
HOPES
NOT
YOUR
FEARS

155

whenever you feel getting pulled into other people's nonsense, repeat these words :

Not my circus.
Not my monkeys.

147

Psychology says, you're not afraid to love, you're afraid of not being loved back.....

104

I think people need borders and nations only to have reasons for intolerance and arrogance towards other people.

80

Half of my feelings are doubts about the other half of my feelings.

232

Why do people say heads up when you should duck?

147

I'm multitasking,

I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time

393

die with memories,
not dreams.

329

goosebumps.

when the soul comes too close to the skin, trying to burst free into the world, either in ecstasy or in fear

148

Die Normalität ist eine gepflasterte Strasse.
Man kann gut auf ihr gehen, es wachsen jedoch keine Blumen auf ihr.

18

what screws us up most in life is the picture in our head of how it is supposed to be

55

Wenn mich das Leben fickt, denke ich oft dabei an jemand anderen!

78

vieles, das ich bin, bin ich, weil ich es sein will.

einiges, das ich bin, bin ich, obwohl ich es nicht sein möchte.

aber die eigentliche frage ist:
wer bin ich wirklich?

12

Kriege im Leben nichts gebacken ausser Kuchen.

39

Before you tell me what I did wrong, you should first know that I don't care.

16

I can't hear you, so I'll just laugh and hope it wasn't a question.

19

I really need to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" Some people are starting to take it as a personal challenge.

41

Dear life,
When I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

36

Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm really just a bitch.

50

Sometimes I really think I have my life together...

...and then I realize my underwear is on inside-out.

19

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did -

but people will never forget how you made them feel

16

One cries because one is sad. I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

Sheldon Cooper

21

sometimes the strongest people hide the deepest pain

31

I get into all
kinds of trouble,
all by myself.

But, with you, it's much more fun.

24

The loneliest people are the kindest, the saddest people smile the brightest, the most damaged people are the wisest, All because they do not want to see people suffer the way they do.

74

If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are fair, you're fooling yourself. That's like expecting the lion not to eat you beacuse you didn't eat him.

230

Haters will see you walk on water and say its because you can't swim.

212

Explore.
Dream.
Discover.
Believe.

318

I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty

and I could not have described it any better

583

Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

703

Can you remember who you were before the world told you who you should be?

379

I love you so much
that I would tell you
if I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet.

224

there's a little truth behind every
"just kidding"
a little curiosity behind every
"just wondering"
a little knowledge behind every
"i don't know"
and a little emotion behind every
"i don't care"

250

In life you will find that you have to make decisions that make sense to none but you.

182

At the end of the day, life should ask us,
Do you want to save the changes?

317

Find someone who knows you're not perfect but treats you
as if you are.

328

Have you ever noticed that a woman's
"be ready in 5 minutes"
and a man's
"be home in 5 minutes"
are exactly the same?

289

Don't be ashamed of who you are.

That's your parents job.

270

for halloween this year we should all just dress up as who we really are

nobody would recognize anyone

211

If you asked me how many times you have crossed my mind I would say once, because you never really left.

289

Love what you have before life teaches you to love what you've lost.

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